ImpalaLT

ImpalaLT

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yeule - softscars
yeule
softscars
100
Sep 24

Recent Ratings

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Radiohead - Kid A
100
One year. One wild year. 365 days of being on this site that has gone down for the ages.

I didn’t even think I’d make it this far. But now that a year has passed since one of my best friends on the site got me to join, I couldn’t be more grateful to be here. I’ve always loved music, and this site, along with the friends I’ve made during my journey here, has helped me discover amazing music that I couldn’t help but play non-stop.

Let’s take this ... read more

Recent Reviews

AJR - The Maybe Man
94
FINAL REVIEW

Over the past couple months, I haven’t had the energy in me to write a lot of reviews, especially since I struggle to come up with what to write, what piece of music I want to review, what the review will be about, and shit like that. That’s part of why I barely post reviews anymore.

Another reason why I barely post reviews anymore is because I really want to get this out there, and it’s gonna be hard for a lot of y’all to hear: this community sucks ass. I ... read more

Eminem - Ass Like That
0
This was a song I was intrigued by years ago because I was an Eminem stan back in my early teen years. It ended up being ass, and it’s still ass today. It left my ass longing for something that wasn’t cringy ass music like this song. The music video is ass too, and as of late, Eminem’s music has been getting really ass. Goofy ass motherfucker.
Daft Punk - Random Access Memories
100
Today, I will dedicate another review to a friend of mine, and that friend is none other than @Gustavstone07. You’re easily one of the friendliest people on the whole site, and I always have a great time talking to you. You’re really fucking cool!

Random Access Memories is album number four and the final album from the legendary electronic duo Daft Punk. This album pays homage to 70s and 80s music from the city of Los Angeles.

There’s a lot of things this duo absolutely ... read more

Massive Attack - Mezzanine
100
Before I get on with the review, I would like to wish one of my best friends on the site, @UltimateLifeFrm, a happy belated birthday. I’ve been speaking to him for over a year now, and I really think he is one of the kindest people I’ve ever met. I love that he treats people like they matter, and that’s something I totally respect. He also recommended me this absolute masterpiece of an album, and I recommend this album to everyone.

Mezzanine, the third studio album from ... read more

Lil Big Stack - Skibidi Toilet
0
I said I wouldn’t be reviewing for a while, but I’m just here to say this: this meme will probably die within another month or so.

edit: ok its still not dead. god dammit.

Shoutbox

2h
hi this is kodan i have a new acct go follow!
2d
I need to take Personal Finance next year if I can; that could be the only thing to save me 😂

😄😄😄
2d
Lol, it’s funny that High School apparently wants to prepare you and we still leave knowing crap. Like, I don’t know how to do taxes, how to change my oil, how to set up my medical insurance, etc.

🥹🥹🥹
That’s so sweet! I’m glad you were able to find someone that makes you happy!
2d
I’m just nervous because I know basically nothing about the real world and I don’t know what I’ll do in the future although I want to go to college for Vocal Performance.

Congrats dude! I assume this is improving your mood significantly?
2d
Very sleepy, and scared for the future…
But dude, I’m determined to have a good day 😂

You?
2d
Morning, Impala!
3d
I am listening to your debut LP this week so stay tuned because I'll have a review.
4d
hello impala!
so, i'll make a quick question: what's a song that features some of your all-time favorite lyrics? if you're willing to, perhaps you could share one verse from it.

if you don't wanna participate, it's okay :)
1w
Yeah, it sucks.

Yay! That’s wonderful!
1w
Sick and Tired
You?

About

Hi, I’m Julian!

he/they, bi. 17 year old autistic food enthusiast who spends his free time finding music. I make music under Skip Town.

No longer making reviews. I threw away my brain today.

The LT is silent.

Song Of The Week: My Bloody Valentine - When You Sleep

100: Peak music
90-99: Amazing
80-89: Great
70-79: Solid
60-69: Alright
50-59: Mid
40-49: Forgettable
30-39: Bad
20-29: Terrible
10-19: Garbage
0-9: Avoid like the plague

“Don’t worry, you and me won’t be alone no more”

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Comment what you think is the best album cover of all time and I will put that album in there and tag you in it
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I will express my opinion on every single one of these songs that have been added to AOTY. The only ones I couldn’t find were the song “Je Ne Bois Pas Beaucoup” and “Fbg”
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