Apr 6, 2020
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Sam Hunt's Southside, Or: How I Learned to Stop Caring and Embrace the Bomb

Moviegoers recall their first encounter with General Jack D. Ripper, they shall never forget his moronic claims of Soviet fluoridation intervening with 'the physical act of love'. Music listeners recall their first encounter with Sir Jackass Sam Hunt, they will never forget "Body Like a Backroad". Two men of opposite worlds share peculiar similarities, one a satire, the other an oblivious twat. Two incapable ... read more
Apr 5, 2020
88
Serenity and composure are just one pluck of a guitar string away.

A minimal live performance of staggering proportions, Ichiko Aoba offers a very special gift from afar, an antidote to treat and heal our sickened minds in a time of quarantine. The only ingredients of this therapeutic remedy: delicate strings of an acoustic guitar and the heavenly voice of an angel. It's authentic foreign folk tunes stripped to its bare essentials, though what you get out of it emotionally is far more ... read more
Apr 3, 2020
88
Heaven to a Tortured Mind: Sean Bowie and the ceaseless morphing of a musical enigma. In this latest output, Yves Tumor presents beauty beneath the rubble in the form of soaring, enriching rock instrumentation and sensual, soulful grooves which stick and strike from within. Shying away from eclecticism and spontaneity that defined his previous efforts, this album seizes to break apart the boundaries of what remains familiar to us listeners for an eccentric journey that's ever so strenuous, but ... read more
Apr 1, 2020
85
Heyyyyy buddy, did you hear the news? It's Track Reviews!

I rarely discuss singles, but this is a special occasion as I'd been truly taken aback by what I was hearing and would love to spread the word about this upcoming Klô Pelgag record. I'm at a loss of words! With the two tracks she's teased thus far, this being the second, "Notre-Dame-des-Sept-Douleurs" is truly shaping up to be her most eloquent, personal album, a collection of closely-knit poetic stories reminiscent of ... read more
Mar 27, 2020*
76
By the time you hear the next pop, th' funk shall be within you.

Lately, I've been contemplating over what makes pop music truly appealing and formidable. A friend once invited me over to a Dua Lipa concert back in 2018. I recall having a particular dislike for her music and "radio pop" in general. My biggest regret? While everyone in the venue danced their problems away and "lived-in-the-moment", I distanced myself, missing out on all the joy I could've had. Expecting 'la ... read more
Mar 27, 2020
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NO DRUGS
NO NAKED WOMEN
NO MUMBLE RAPPERS
100% PURE UNCUT RAP

I think I've just about had it with this "real rap" mentality bullshit. It's been plaguing the mainstream hip hop scene for years, only served to make already toxic online music discussions even more miserable and pathetic. ADHD is the final straw. Joyner Lucas has the lyrical subtlety of a straight line. His brand of overtly generic trap/pop rap seems to only appeal to people who wet their panties over "fast ... read more
Mar 24, 2020
69
Y'all know why you're here today.
Mar 20, 2020*
91
Current AOTY Frontrunner.

Almost 18 years ago, Baxter Dury emerged as one of the oddest, promising acts in the British indie rock scene. An enigmatic musician, he spent much of his career, album after album, piecing together a sound that was truly his own. In 2020, reaching the pinnacle of his artistic ingenuity, Dury cements his place with not only his finest, most formidable, fully recognized work, but musically, it's a glamorous celebration/culmination of all his notable accomplishments as ... read more
Mar 20, 2020*
65
Water is wet, but these Weeknd reviews are wetter.

Abel's latest full-length LP is a fan-pleasing project that finds him embarking on a new synthpop/synthwave aesthetic. It's not a prompt return to his darker, melancholic alternative r&b roots as most fans would have you believe, but following a streak of average releases, After Hours is perhaps The Weeknd's most satisfying studio effort musically. It's loaded with lush, pristine production that serves as a nice cushion on top of Abel's ... read more
Mar 19, 2020
91
If the whole world goes to ruin and we all get offed tomorrow, hit me up at the local pub. I'll be jamming out to this album on loop, chugging down an entire box of Corona Extra, and dancing like a goddamn restless lunatic in my underwear until I inevitably shit my pants, get a severe seizure and drop head-first onto the stage floor. I'd like to think that's exactly how David Byrne would go out, rock on you superstar!

At times breathtaking, at times moving, yet endlessly energetic and ... read more
Mar 14, 2020
88
Simply cannot discuss this incredible big band jazz record without giving my man Kyle, @NewDawnFadez, a shoutout! From one of Japan's most notable jazz orchestras, Shibuboshi was undeniably a fun, unforgettable oriental journey that sparkles in its grandiose presentation!

Elegance filtered in immaculate chaos, it's easy to describe the experience as "larger-than life". Its enthralling, continually intense compositions, arranged by 30+ immensely passionate musicians, make for an ... read more
Mar 13, 2020
86
To everyone interested in this band, I highly suggest checking out their 2016 debut, 'Wisdom of Elders' if you haven't already, incredible display of instrumental brilliance!

Skillful, well-spoken, innovative, I've recently gained a huge admiration and deep fascination for saxophonist Shabaka Hutchings and his very notable works in groups such as The Comet is Coming and Sons of Kemet. In this current sociopolitical climate, the modernistic, unconventional jazz compositions he tends to be ... read more
Mar 13, 2020
84
My sincere hope is that as the years go by, Jay Electronica's grand studio album debut will be regarded as a commendable moment in modern hip hop. What I believe such a great album from a skilled rapper represents, ultimately, is that age does not determine your place in rap. In a culture widely dominated by a young generation of aspiring acts, Jay Electronica proved, at the age of 43, that he has the full capability of putting together an innovative, abundant, thoughtful piece of work. And he ... read more
Mar 7, 2020
75
I was that one annoying kid in preschool who'd yell "SWING SWING SWING" every time we were at the playground, my supervisors hated me haha! One time, I had too much fun and tore down an entire swing set, oops. Glad to see it being turned into an actual song.

SWING SWING SWING
Mar 6, 2020
64
Picking apart the lead singles and much of the critical insight, it seemed most reasonable that "Heavy Light", while reminiscent of the excellent, vibrant records that preceded it, is to be analyzed as its own exclusive product, one that wallows in moderate presentation, pensive personality, and reflective retrospection, rather than musical exhilaration or conceptual expansiveness. In principle, such a stylistic contrast isn't illogical for Meghan Remy, following up the thematic, ... read more
Mar 5, 2020
71
It's my birthday, consider this some sort of 'special' review.

Alright, so hear me out...

Had I been judging this record based purely on musical incompetency and pitifulness, I wouldn't hesitate to call "Father of All..." one of the worst albums of all time, the biggest middle finger Green Day fans could possibly receive. But there comes a time when a record becomes so unlikable, so devoid of thought and artistry whatsoever, so paper thin, so agonizing in every way imaginable that ... read more
Mar 2, 2020*
81
Japanese rapper Awich has completely shattered the language barrier with her latest album, KUJAKU, one of the most exciting, hard-hitting, unhinged, passionate rap projects you and I may have the pleasure of listening to this year!

First, some background: Those who have been closely following the Japanese hip hop scene for the past few years, it should come as little to no surprise that going into the 2020s, the genre has found itself in, to put it simply, a Renaissance age. The remarkable ... read more
Feb 25, 2020
81
In light of recent events, a lot of negativity has been surfacing in and around this community. I'd like to avert people's attention away from that and highlight a Korean folk pop record I feel is well worth listening to in a time like this.

With music, there are often cultural barriers. In my years of travelling around the world, getting to meet new people of different backgrounds and gaining new experiences, the one thing that's stuck out in my mind was the difficulty of adapting to a new ... read more
Feb 21, 2020*
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(edit: Hooo, that's a lot of bots. I haven't seen much of those outside of Mike Bloomberg's campaign rallies. Just like all the money in the world cannot buy you the US presidency, all the 100s in the world will not buy you Rob's approval. See you at the finish line.)

Excluding Persona, this starts off insanely strong with 'Interlude: Shadow', then plummets harder than Joe Biden at the polls.
Feb 21, 2020
87
Ethereal beauty burrowed in complete disarray and mayhem, Miss Anthropocene is a natural extension, cryptically eclectic, A.I. dystopian counterpart to Art Angels that sees Grimes fully taking center stage in ways never seen before. The result, ironically, is her most catastrophically intense and compassionately innate record yet.

Let me just say that I don't think I've ever, over the last decade, been so intensely captured and drenched in a Grimes album as much as I was with Miss ... read more
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