JoaoSantos -
NR
I'd hit it with a tiger
Hype Williams for the boys
chiki chiki
JoaoSantos -
25
"Shawty you can see it in my rectum
Falling for your eyes, hit me with the pre-cum"

Before he made music as Joji, Japan-born George Miller was known for his idiot comedy characters. After he originated the smash viral “Harlem Shake” meme in 2013, Miller built his cult following making YouTube videos as Filthy Frank: a perverted, lonely man with a grating voice who, of course, loves to prank strangers. Miller’s equally horrendous persona, Pink Guy, was a horny, ... read more
JoaoSantos -
50
Pascal Could've Been Happier
JoaoSantos -
NR
I don't even care about music but if I could get 4 more followers that would be really cool. ly all
JoaoSantos -
75
WHNEVER U KISS ME BE READY I GOT SNSAKES IN THE TRUBK
IN WEIITEINF WITH MEY EYES XKOSESD EHATEVER GIES IT GIES
SMART TALK BABY WALK SCREAM
JoaoSantos -
70
I don't love you anymore. At least I can at least eatnow.
JoaoSantos -
2
DEATH TRIPS

FUXK OFF LOUSY BOMBER


EAT SHIT, U RAT
JoaoSantos -
90
SHIT SPITTER
BROWN GLITTER
SHIT SPITTER
BROWN GLITTER
SHIT SPITTER
BROWN GLITTER
SHIT SPITTER
BROWN GLITTER
SHIT SPITTER
BROWN GLITTER
SHIT SPITTER
BROWN GLITTER

DEATH EATER
BLUE SPEAKER

SHIT SPITTER
BROWN GLITTER
SHIT SPITTER
BROWN GLITTER
SHIT SPITTER
BROWN GLITTER
SHIT SPITTER
BROWN GLITTER
SHIT SPITTER
BROWN GLITTER
SHIT SPITTER
BROWN GLITTER

LIFE QUITTER
LOVE BITTER
JoaoSantos -
65
Bring that fat ass over here
I wanna get it in my mouth
I wanna get it in my mouth
Ohhh, Oh
I wanna suck on ya fat ass babe
Ohhh
Gotta suck on that ass baby
I gotta suck on that ass yo
I'm talking yeo I wanna spread that ass apart
Get my tongue in ya ass

Eatin' on ya ass
A yo
I'm eatin' on ya
Eatin' on ya
Eatin' on ya ass
I'm eatin' on ya motherf**kin' ass

I wanna see it baby
Give me ya ass
Yeo the whole ass
I wanna eat it with my tongue and mouth
Yeo
You gotta do it
JoaoSantos -
NR
Italians make everything unbearable. Have you watched The Big Lebowski?

Edit: He didn't like The Big Lebowski, said it makes him too anxious.
JoaoSantos -
65
this fucking sucks LMAO
JoaoSantos -
80
I Need Love
JoaoSantos -
75
Slowly, I begin to realize my debilities. Everyone used to mean something to me; now they just wander lifelessly, in hopes of finding themselves - reflexions of a past freedom. "I want to know you before the war." I wish I could've met you sooner and we'd be happy, we'd be so happy, we'd be truly happy. You lost your magic. I know we never knew each other but you have changed. I refuse to though. I will not transform myself into some kind of cloggy creature, I'm not like you. I like ... read more
JoaoSantos -
55
The mystical magic of meaninglessness manifests itself magnificently, marking many with it's motherless misanthropy. Misdirections make moments, moments make melodies, melodies make music.

The Microphones - Man and Macrocosm
JoaoSantos -
35
In 2020, I became a misogynistic. Wasn't really a choice, I don't think anyone would want to be one. I just woke up one day and it was a part of me. This spirit of hate consumed me and I became what I am today. I am sorry, Taylor. This is just who I am now. I am not judging your music, I am only judging you, as a woman. Hope you understand.
JoaoSantos -
55
for eight months and a half
we've crossed paths
changed signs
created lines
felt the same way (no)
felt the wrong way (no)

love is the distance
between our brains
(turn it off, please)
(turn it on, please)

i dream of clarity
but i know that
it's my choice;
it doesn't matter

[as the ending is built on a promise both of us know we can't keep]

i gave up on being your anomaly.
see me with your forgiving eyes
if you still have them
JoaoSantos -
25
being able to suck your own dick can be a talent, but it's not a superpower

big big bullshit
JoaoSantos -
0
Tás aonde?
Eu sei que o teu damo anda todo inseguro
Porque sabe que tu és mais minha do que dele
Eu sei que tu sonhas comigo
Mas as tuas amigas me pintam como um pesadelo
Isso é porque elas não querem que a gente volte
Caga nas tuas amigas
Fica à minha espera na porta
Hoje chegas a que horas

Às 4h da manhã
Eu nem devia ir
Mas a cabeça só diz go, go, go
Cabeça só diz go, go, go
Às 4h da manhã
Eu nem devia ... read more
JoaoSantos -
10
panders for to long, sounds uninteresting af, makes no s3nse lyrically LMAO can't believe i waited for these
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