Jan 17, 2019
95
THE HEAT GOES ON AND THE HEAT GOES ON AND THE HEAT GOES ON AND THE HEAT GOES ON AND THE HEAT GOES ON AND THE HEAT GOES ON AND THE HEAT GOES ON AND THE HEAT GOES ON AND THE HEAT GOES ON AND THE HEAT GOES ON AND THE HEAT GOES ON AND THE HEAT GOES ON AND THE HEAT GOES ON AND THE HEAT GOES ON AND THE HEAT GOES ON AND THE HEAT GOES ON AND THE HEAT GOES ON AND THE HEAT GOES ON AND THE HEAT GOES ON AND THE HEAT GOES ON AND THE HEAT GOES ON AND THE HEAT GOES ON AND THE HEAT GOES ON AND THE HEAT GOES ON ... read more
Jan 9, 2019
NR
Pacific Daydream Part 2
Jan 9, 2019
100
Perfect soundtrack for the perfect movie.
Jan 7, 2019
20
I've certainly gotten enough of Paul.
Jan 6, 2019
95
My biggest problem with this album is the track listing. Vincent would've been a much better opener and The Ballad of Costa Concordia should've closed off the album, not fucking Joe Goes to School (seriously were you guys high when you made that the closing song?). But that's basically my only critique about this album.
This album features some of Car Seat Headrest's best songwriting, most notably on the spectacular The Ballad of Costa Concordia. The instrumentals are fantastic here, like with ... read more
Jan 5, 2019
5
I couldn't give it a 0 because this song was so bad it made me laugh.
Remember that song in The Amazing World of Gumball that basically mocked 80s hard rock bands like AC/DC? Rock the Rock is that song, but created unironically. It's pathetic
Jan 5, 2019
100
My original rating for this was 85 but after some things that happened today, this album has developed a new meaning for me. It resonates with me emotionally so much more now. Rest in peace, Wolf.
Dec 28, 2018
0
I can't get through one song, let alone the entire album.
Dec 26, 2018
100
God this album is pretty much the only thing I've been listening to, I really love it. It's definitely an essential garage rock album.

TRACK RANKING:
11. On Top
10. Change Your Mind
9. Everything Will Be Alright
8. Midnight Show
7. Andy, You're a Star
6. Believe Me Natalie
5. All These Things I've Done
4. Smile Like You Mean It
3. Mr Brightside
2. Somebody Told Me
1. Jenny Was a Friend Of Mine
Dec 26, 2018
95
Definitely a 90s essential.

TRACK RANKING:
10. No One Else
9. Only in Dreams
8. Holiday
7. The World Has Turned and Left Me Here
6. Say it Ain't So
5. In the Garage
4. Buddy Holly
3. Undone - The Sweater Song
2. My Name is Jonas
1. Surf Wax America
Dec 2, 2018
1
This album exceeded my expectations. I thought it would be a 0, but this is actually a 1 because it succeeds at being one thing: music. Good job, Lil Xan.
Nov 3, 2018
33
I remember being young and loving FNAF. Looking back on it, I don't see why I liked it so much. Just about all the shit I watched on YouTube at the time was FNAF stuff and I drew a lot of FNAF art, too. And of all the FNAF songs I listened to, my favorites were from this album. So I thought I'd review a childhood favorite of mine.
Five Songs For Freddy is a mediocre piece of shit album that isn't even original music for the second half the album. Seriously, half the songs on this are just ... read more
Oct 5, 2018
55
It's not a good thing when one of a band's better albums still falls under average. Boring, repetitive riffs, obnoxious singing, and overly-simplistic drumming, this album just screams "meh". I hate Rock And Roll Ain't Noise Pollution. Brian is at his worst when it comes to singing, the riff sounds terrible, and the drums are just plain boring.At least in songs like Shoot To Thrill and You Shook Me All Night Long the riffs sound good. Overall, very meh album. 55/100
Oct 5, 2018
12
He sounds like he put his dick in a blender and put the power on max.
Sep 1, 2018
15
This is actually one of the worst excuses for an album I've ever heard. Lulu by Metallica and Lou Reed hasn't got shit on this album. This album is full of awful singing, mediocre instrumentals, and terrible lyrics. Full Nelson is probably my least favorite song, especially when it comes to the lyrics, which call out the people who are considered haters. Boo hoo, people don't like your music. Maybe it's because you make shitty songs and then bitch about how everyone hates you. This is why ... read more
Aug 20, 2018*
67
Led Zeppelin, the self titled debut album by Led Zeppelin, is a good debut album but could've been better. Songs like You Shook Me couldn't keep my attention. You Shook Me is mediocre at best and dragged out way too long. The singing was boring, and the instrumentation was the same. This song gets a 40/100. Black Mountain Side was like this, but the instrumentation was much better and being about a third of the length of You Shook Me. 55/100.
Other than those two tracks, most of the album was ... read more
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