Rina Sawayama - SAWAYAMA
75

2020 Catch-up #2

An amazing EP plus some generic songs.

One of my biggest concerns when I decided to start catching up with the big releases of this year was that I just wouldn't understand the hype around some of these albums. SAWAYAMA was one of those main albums that I was really anxious going into, thinking that it just wouldn't be for me. But after the first few tracks, I realized that this really was something special. It was just banger after banger; amazing performances coupled with ... read more

Bring Me The Horizon - POST HUMAN: SURVIVAL HORROR
15

2020 Catch-up #1

And I see I'm already off to a fantastic start.

So, am I missing something? Like, was there a memo that I missed? Maybe Everybody decided to move April 1st to October 30th without telling me? If so, I think the joke has gone on long enough, because it wasn't funny to begin with, and it doesn't even make sense.

I'm honestly really fucking confused as to why this is as divisive as it is? I mean, when the most notable moment of your album is a fucking Babymetal feature, then ... read more

Frank Zappa - Lumpy Gravy Primordial
95

Yeah, the 1968 Lumpy Gravy is good and all, but the original Capitol version proves that just because an album is more experimental than it originally was doesn't necessarily mean that it's a better version.

I know that the stupidly avant-garde Verve release of the album ended up being one of Frank Zappa's favourites of his own work, but come on. The difference in quality between the two versions is night and day for pretty much everyone else. One's an album of phenomenal orchestral work ... read more

Meat Loaf - Bat Out of Hell
35

I'm just gonna say it; I don't care for Meat Loaf. Not in the slightest. I know, I listen to more classic rock than I probably should, and this album being one of the best-selling of all time, I really should like this. But I don't. This is what I imagine people who don't like Queen hear when they listen to A Night At The Opera. Just over-the-top, cheesy, operatic rock, with a singer who undeniably has all the talent but is honestly incredibly grating, and instrumentals that leave absolutely no ... read more

Merzbow - Collection:001
25

Remember back in my review for Dead Lotus that I wrote way back in January (and that I know nobody read) when I said I was thinking of going through Merzbow's discography? Well, it was this album that convinced me otherwise. I have to admit, I actually love Merzbow's work. At this point, I must have heard upwards of thirty of his albums, and despite them all pretty much being harsh noise with not much of a reason, I actually enjoy them. Hell, at this point I may even consider him a favourite ... read more

Frank Zappa - Lumpy Gravy
95

If there was one word to describe Lumpy Gravy, it would be "weird". A second word would be "experimental". Seriously, if you thought that anything Zappa had done with The Mothers was either of those things, then nothing would prepare you for this avant-garde beyond belief sound collage.

Honestly, as much as I respect Lumpy Gravy for how off-the-walls and unconventional it is, I can't help but feel like it goes a little too far in its weirdness. And that is honestly solely ... read more

The Mothers of Invention - We're Only in It for the Money
100

A complete satirization of U.S. politics, hippie culture, and popular music at the time, Frank Zappa and The Mothers make what is far and away their best effort up to this point in their discography, as well as making an album that no other artist would have had the balls to make at the time.

An experimental gem. While this may not be as groundbreaking as, say, the same year's White Light/White Heat by The Velvet Underground (who actually gets a shoutout in this very album, albeit censored by ... read more

85

A collection of outtakes from Miles' electric period, spanning from 1969 to 1972. Here, Miles proves that even his scrapped material is more than worth the listen, even if it is noticeably and undeniably weaker than most of the other stuff released under his name around this time.

By 1974, Davis had all but retired from making music in the studio, instead focusing on his live performances. So to make up for the lack in studio output, he started releasing big compilation albums comprising a ton ... read more

System of a Down - Protect The Land / Genocidal Humanoidz
75

It's time for a rare singles review on my main account! I don't even care, this band means too much for me to just write a half-assed review on my singles account. SOAD were the first metal band I ever fell in love with, and one of the few bands that I listened to in my childhood that have stuck with me to this day. So hearing new music from them after many years of maybes, cancelled albums, creative differences, etcetera, finally hearing them come together to have their voices heard on a ... read more

The Mothers of Invention - Absolutely Free
95

The Mothers' sophomore album shows much more of their experimental side thank Freak Out did, and as a result ends up being a little more consistently interesting. But where Freak Out excelled at making catchy tunes that would be stuck in your head for days to come, Absolutely Free more aims to be a great full-album experience that will make you want to return way more than any other album in The Mothers' '60s output.

Absolutely Free consists of thirteen tracks which make up two suites; ... read more

Miles Davis - On the Corner
95

After an unintentional two month break, I'm finally back to grinding Miles Davis' discography. On The Corner has been an album that I've been anticipating for a while since I started binging his work. I mean, diving into his discography already being familiar with four of his major classics, two of which being some of my highest rated albums ever, and the fact that those two in particular are apart of his fusion years, I knew that his other two big studio fusion albums would leave some sort of ... read more

Implicit Doom - Implicit Doom (Black Album)
65

Implicit Doom has finally released this album after many delays, and it definitely proves to be his strongest to date. After I had heard the Graffiti single, I had hopes for this thing which I thought wouldn't be fulfilled, especially after hearing the other two singles which honestly felt like a bit of step backwards. But hearing the album in full, I'm pleasantly surprised. Despite it still having a couple of moments that I'm really not a fan of, Doom's Black Album leans closer to the quality ... read more

Diamanda Galás - You Must Be Certain of the Devil
70

With You Must Be Certain Of The Devil, Galás sounds more accessible than ever. Taking a more gothic rock and blues-oriented approach, instrumental-wise, it sounds almost unrecognizable from anything that came before it. Hell, if it wasn't for her twisted but insanely talented vocals, you probably wouldn't even think this was made by the same person who's responsible for The Litanies Of Satan and The Divine Punishment. So, how successful was her attempt at making a much more accessible ... read more

Diamanda Galás - Saint of the Pit
80

Diamanda Galás second album of her Masque Of The Red Death trilogy shows her taking a vastly different approach to music than any of her three previous albums did. Where those three albums mainly stuck with a cappella, only rarely adding any sort of instrumentals, and the few times where the instrumentals were brought to the forefront was when she decided to experiment with power electronics, Saint Of The Pit shows her delving more into a traditional style of music, with instrumentals ... read more

Flamingooooo - Yugen (幽玄)
65

Oh wow, I was not expecting something of this quality from an AOTY user. I've really been loving everything that I've heard from Flamingooooo's ambient output, and this new EP is no exception. Pretty much every track on this thing is really pleasant, really relaxing, and just some really solid ambient music. Yugen is home to some of their best stuff yet, and in general it's one of the strongest AOTY albums that I've heard.

Insomnia Café - Halloween Special
65

I was honestly hoping to like this more than I did, but it certainly wasn't bad by any means. I just think this was a mixed bag. I loved AZIZ's songs, and I also thought that Isabella James, CRAZYF1R3, and Alkaline Pink provided some pretty damn strong tracks as well. I also liked Malneezy's second song quite a bit. Everything else, though, just felt very mid in comparison, with some songs being decent at best, and some others (though very few) being poor.

Hair Police - Constantly Terrified
65

The title says it all.

I'm gonna be honest, I'm actually a little disappointed. I've known of this album for some time now, and that's because I stumbled across the opening track, Rattlers Echo, which ended up being by far one of the most unsettling songs I've ever heard. It was definitely deserving of being placed on an album titled "Constantly Terrified". It's by far one of the most intense and genuinely disturbing noise songs you'll ever hear. So surely the rest of the album would ... read more

Puscifer - Existential Reckoning
40

Oh, hey, look! Puscifer released a new album. Okay, moving on.

...what, you wanted an actual review? For a Puscifer album? Of course you don't.

It's just another Puscifer album. I don't care what anyone says, Puscifer has always been well below anything Maynard has ever done. I fucking love MJK, and he's easily one of my favourite vocalists in the entirety of metal, with his work all throughout Tool's discography and those first two A Perfect Circle being fucking amazing. But Puscifer have ... read more

Emperor - Prometheus: The Discipline of Fire & Demise
65

Emperor's final album shows them continuing with that weird mixture of technical progressive metal and symphonic black metal that they introduced in IX Equilibrium, but at this point they've strayed so far from the band that they were that they're pretty much completely unrecognizable. Not that it's all bad, but it certainly isn't all good either.

I will say that this is a better album than Equilibrium, and there really is no contest. But just because it is easily the better of Emperor's prog ... read more

The Mothers of Invention - Freak Out!
95

You know what? I'm fucking doing it. I've been putting it off for way too long. It's been months since I started familiarizing myself with Zappa's music, and at this point I've heard a... fair amount of albums of his (I would say a big amount, but considering the size of his discography I haven't even scratched the surface), but I knew that I would need to do a proper deep dive into his discography, and I'm starting now. All 100+ albums. And unlike some of my other stupidly large discography ... read more

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