May 15, 2020
KengojiUltamYT -
NR
This album is like a sensual trip to an olive garden. Some HEAT, FRICTION, TENSION is stirring on the way there and then you get there and it's like... wow... breadsticks?!

"Go listen to I Am a Bird Now instead of this" - K℮ngoji™
May 15, 2020
KengojiUltamYT -
NR
I would ask why? but the better question is why not? [Insert two paragraphs about how I appreciate Charli but her recent stuff has been very obnoxious.] This really isn't much better. I get why y'all will bop to this but it's poorly produced pop music that does absolutely nothing for me. I'm too old for this bubblegum bass thing tbh.

"Yeah, I like Cock and Balls, What's It to you?" - K℮ngoji™
May 5, 2020
KengojiUltamYT -
NR
daddy morrissey plz adopt me. i want to be your smol "̴̭̰̥̂f̴̻̮̹̈́̀ā̶̻͖̟͝ŕ̴͎̼͑ ̸̢͍̋͗̏ͅr̴͇̰͑̅͌ȋ̸̢̇ĝ̴̥͂͐h̷̹͇͒t̴̞̺̋̆-̴̥͈̪̒̄ẃ̶͈̯̖̍i̵̬̔͆ň̸̹̙̏g̴̱̈́"̸̝̣̚ ̷̗͈̃ͅ son. I luv Israel plz adopt me!
May 1, 2020*
KengojiUltamYT -
NR
Mr. Toledo is not the Grand Duke of your Raging Homosexuality. In other news, YES YES PLZ ALIENATE YOUR FANS MORE, THIS IS SO GOOOOODDDDD!!!! Buzzy Synths!, Not Muddy Mixes!, AND lyrics that "don't" pander to this band's oddly specific fanbase! Enough with the vague bullshit! I'm here for this twink and I'm NOT for y'alls lame ratings.

"Furries make me wanna puke" - Kengoji™

Edit: this is my best review.
Apr 24, 2020
KengojiUltamYT -
NR
She really wasted this delicious cover art on some decent demos
Apr 11, 2020
KengojiUltamYT -
NR
poggers in chat
Apr 7, 2020
KengojiUltamYT -
NR
Of Course, this fucking virus took this man's life. One of the greatest songwriters to ever live is GONE. I don't want to believe that he's dead but here we fucking are. He's not in this world anymore and I got to accept it. I'm heartbroken. This album and self-titled mean a ton to me. Please Listen to some of this man's records. Self-Titled, Bruised Orange, The Tree of Forgiveness, and this one are great introductions to his music.

"No bullshit this time." - ... read more
Apr 7, 2020*
KengojiUltamYT -
NR
I AM SO SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF THIS JOKE JUNK PIECE OF SHIT TRASH MOTHERFUCKING HONKY KNOWN AS MOTHERFUCKING SAM HUNT THIS CRACKER IS SHIT AS FUCK DUDE. LIKE NO BULLSHIT LIKE I "UNDERSTAND" WHY SO MANY MOTHERFUCKERS LISTEN TO BOYFRIEND COUNTRY NOW. Y'KNOW WHAT I MEAN LIKE NO BULLSHIT LIKE I KNOW I MADE A REVIEW A WHILE BACK ABOUT FUTURE NOSTALGIA BUT THIS MOTHERFUCKING SHIT IS GARBAGE AS FUCK LIKE THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE MAN LIKE SO IM LISTENING TO THIS ALBUM RIGHT I HEAR A SONG ... read more
Mar 27, 2020*
KengojiUltamYT -
NR
I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I FUCKING HATE YOU I HATE YOU THIS IS A FUCKING BORING ASS ALBUM ITS SO FUCKING GENERIC AND BORING I HATE YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU AND IF YOU LIKE THIS ALBUM YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT ITS SO FUCKING BORING THIS IS THE FUCKING DEFINITION OF A FUCKING GENERIC BULLSHIT *gibberish* ITS LITERALLY A FUCKING *demon screech* I HATE IT I HATE IT SO MUCH I HATE IT SO MUCH *slurping sounds* I HATE YOU SO MUCH I HATE THIS ALBUM *more demon sounds* ... read more
Mar 20, 2020*
KengojiUltamYT -
NR
I don't really care about the Weeknd but I listened to this anyway. It's not exactly good. The production is really tacky throughout the entire project. Abel please STFU. We don't care about all the pussy you get.

Stream The Night Chancers!

Best Tracks: Too Late, Faith
Worst Track: Heartless (UHHHH THIS SONG IS TERRIBLE BUT I STILL LOVE IT)

"drug up dem bitches and get in their britches" - jasper™
Mar 20, 2020*
KengojiUltamYT -
NR
Baxter Loves You.

"Shiny bootycheeks like abortion clinics in the moon!" - @Kengoji™
Mar 19, 2020*
KengojiUltamYT -
NR
I officially hate Music!

Now Time for a Poem!

I'm Inglume, yeah I'm Inglume
I'm Inglume, yeah I'm Inglume
I'm Inglume, yeah I'm Inglume
I'm Inglume, yeah I'm Inglume
I'm Inglume, yeah I'm Inglume
I'm Inglume, yeah I'm Inglume
I'm Inglume, yeah I'm Inglume
Praise Inglume!
Fuck Jay-Z
Fuck Jay-Z
Fuck Jay-Z
Fuck Jay-Z
Fuck Jay-Z
Fuck Jay-Z
Praise Kanye!
JIK > AWT
JIK > AWT
JIK > AWT
JIK > AWT
JIK > AWT
JIK > AWT
JIK > AWT
JIK > AWT

In Conclusion: This is ... read more
Mar 12, 2020
KengojiUltamYT -
NR
Twitter ruins my day again!

Waking up to see hot garbage like "Trans Maps are not Dangerous" grind my gears. Atleast my very [REDACTED] and extremely [REDACTED] mutuals don't support this trash. In old news, 4lung is a horse face kiddie touching animal fucking scum cunt piece of shit of a person ANNNNDDDDD SHE MAKES GOOD MUSIC! Why god? Why?

"KIDS TOUCHING MY LEGS." - @JoeBiden™
Mar 10, 2020
KengojiUltamYT -
NR
One of the most screwed up records to come from Sacred Bone. Unsurprisingly it's one of the first releases on the label.

Disturbing "Rock" Music with Sound Collage Pieces intertwined in between. Also, The cover art is god tier amazing.

"Stop Playing Celebrity Lifestyle by Swans, You are scaring the hoes away!" - @Kengoji™
Mar 10, 2020
KengojiUltamYT -
NR
Is This Merzbow?

Great Disorienting Noise Rock with Pysch Aspects. Final Flight is one of the biggest bangers in Sacred Bones Entire Catalog.

"Beware, ISIS Militants are Mobilizing in your area." - @Kengoji™
Mar 10, 2020*
KengojiUltamYT -
NR
It must be said. All Neo-Folk bands are not Nazis! Colonizers, Maybe. Imperialists, Probably Not. Also, I'm never going to be convinced that a Band are a bunch of Nazis just because they use imagery that somewhat conveys themes of... honestly i can't tell ya what the fuck the imagery is. It's always felt like gothic pandering more than genocide and racism.

If your that 25 year old anarcho communist nit wit that cut your [REDACTED] off because you wanted to [REDACTED] and you bled out and ... read more
Mar 9, 2020*
KengojiUltamYT -
NR
Ben Shapiro Pulling Up

🚗✡

At The Club Like

"New Romantic Hip Hop is a good idea" - @Kengoji™
Mar 9, 2020
KengojiUltamYT -
NR
I like Beach House. But, I don't enjoy this band for the same reasons most people do. The hardcore fans dont give them much credit, outside of the fact that the music satisfies their crippling depression. We get it, the "vibe" is too strong for your virgin ass. It's much more than the mood, it's the textures, Which this album is very lacking on.

Teen Dream more like Teen Beach! @strawberryangel Thank you for setting up this joke, 3 months In advance. Much like Teen Beach, Teen Dream ... read more
Mar 8, 2020
KengojiUltamYT -
NR
I would say "Young Nudy answers Playboi Carti by delivering his Die Lit after a short wait" but that would make me sound like Brad and no one wants to sound like a Brad.

I do what I normally do with an album, I throw it in my "sleep playlist". I woke up thinking this was probably worse than I remember. Of course, Everything sounds nice when you're on the edge of falling into the void of the h̵̢̢͖̩̠̓̍u̸͔̹̳̎m̸̰͚͌a̷̱̫͉̫͒̓̂n̶̢̘̣͂̿̈͗̀ ... read more
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