Jan 23, 2020
100
I did shrooms for the first timw today and I Know life is just a simulation and nothing is real and stuff but this album is amazingly good amazing thank you cid Cudi m.
Jan 20, 2020
85
"In The Mood" is one of the greatest songs of 2017
Jan 19, 2020
95
Ayo, Ladies and Gents.

Just wanted to say that Spirited Away is overrated and that the final act isn't nearly as good as the first or second, but it's still a fantastic movie... just not a perfect one.

Also just wanted to say that I wanted to publish Chapter 3 of King Crimson soon, I still really enjoyed writing that series.
Jan 19, 2020
81
OH FUCK IT'S SUNDAY, MY DUDES

Before the days of Gorillaz and Kanye, there was one underground artist that was unbelievably instrumental to young Valentino's life and especially music taste.

And that was the endlessly talented producer "DeKobe".

Soundcloud felt like a gateway to an infinite source of magic, I never had a favourite artist at the time, usually it was sticking my hand in a random set of tracks and BOOM! something would have clicked... And I wouldn't know why, it just ... read more
Jan 18, 2020*
100
MASTAPEECE!

Me : "Hey, Siri!"

Siri : "Hello, Valentino."

Me : "Siri. Do tell me. What is the best Kanye West album?"

Siri : "It is My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy"

Me : "hehe. that's the BASIC BITCH choice"

Siri : "Fuck u, bruh. Why you listenin' to christain rap ? Stan J. ColE pls"

True Story.

I think one word I can use to describe the albums I gift perfect scores are "pure".

Yeah, "pure".

They all ... read more
Jan 17, 2020*
49
BAD!

I think the only consistent thing about this record is the title. It's proved to make a pretty effective torture chamber, just like most of Em's music.

Nah, I'm kidding I don't actually think this album was that bad. Or maybe I do.

It can't just be me who feels a bit... betrayed??? Like... I understand no one was expecting a brilliant resurgence after 2018's "Kamikaze", which I've found the general consensus to be...

"Yeah, it's better than Revival.... but it's still a ... read more
Jan 13, 2020
91
There really needs to be more of this collaboration in the future, I doubt anyone would have a problem with that.

And you don't even have to completely change up the style, because Push already works better over here with these subtle, grimy and futuristic instrumentals, than wherever he's been before.

"Santeria" is still a masterpiece after all this time. The switch-ups are unreal, and he's got 2 violent, unforgiving verses to dish out. It's easily one of my favourite hip hop ... read more
Jan 11, 2020
52
IT IS SUNDAY AGAIN, MY DUDES

And I have NEVER been blue-balled so hard listening to music before.

Do you know what I hate? I hate music.

Do you know what I hate more about music? I hate the fact that artists throw their best songs at the foreground of their record, only to NEVER deliver on that same quality for the rest of the album.

Remain In Light, by Talking Heads. Dance Yrself Clean, by LCD Soundsystem. Dark Spring, by Beach House... what do all of these tracks have in common? ... read more
Jan 11, 2020
83
Given everything we've heard after the release of this album, I'd like to think that "Ye" is a criminally underrated art pop project from one of the greatest artists of all time.

Not only does the record flow nearly as meticulously as KIDS SEE GHOSTS, but songs like Ghost Town still hold up as a fantastic and ethereal rock rap fusion experience.

And Violent Crimes may still go down as one of the greatest Kanye songs of all time.
Jan 11, 2020
70
GREAT!

I only came for Cudi... but then I realized the rest of the record is pretty heat!

Selena Gomez, for those who are living under a rock... used to be your everyday teenage witch and had gone by "Alex Russo". She lived happily with her two parents and her siblings, and they would often catch up on mischief and go on wacky adventures all the time.

Until one day Disney decided that they should go ahead and have their own full-length film called "Wizards of Waverly Place ... read more
Jan 6, 2020
89
Honestly just gonna say that this might be one of the greatest Hip-Hop debuts of all time.
Jan 5, 2020*
69
IT IS SUNDAY, MY DUDES.

I'm doing this thing every Sunday where I get a random album from that weird feature at the bottom of the page. It was totally my idea.

This one was actually GOOD!

Yusef Lateef, the late American instrumentalist and composer releases his debut, which would also go down as his most popular.

Seeing that this album was from the early 60's and isolating itself in jazz and hard bop, I had a strong feeling that this wasn't going to be all that... exciting.

I wasn't ... read more
Jan 3, 2020
91
I A M D E M E N T E D
Jan 2, 2020*
88
AMAZING!

Bro... You haven't heard conscious Hip-Hop till you've heard Rapsody. Idk if this project was intended for my ears... I'm not a black woman anywhere... but at least Rapsody doesn't EXCLUSIVELY want that demographic to enjoy the project, it's fascinating for me to hear different experiences, that's just what makes music incredible for me.

The album sounds like God, Sojourner, Hapseshut, Maya, Cleo... the sampling is unreal and honestly I could randomly pick any of the songs and ... read more
Jan 1, 2020
73
It goes pretty hard, bro.

When I jump into a new Post project, I'm not really expecting ambitious statements or tracks with 5000 man hours poured into them, that's just not him.

I really liked this one, and wouldn't mind listening to whatever he's got for the future.
Dec 31, 2019*
95
POWERHOUSE!

Ayo. I'm writing this review while I'm high as fuck, so I'm sorry if this one was long.

If you're reading this when the review's been published, it's the new year! A new beginning, a new start and nothing but a clear blue sky ahead... hopefully!

And if you're reading this review long into the year, I hope you're still having a blast!

Anyway. I really have A LOT of catching up to do, there are about a hundred different records I need to listen to that came out in 2019 that I've ... read more
Dec 30, 2019
93
POWERHOUSE!

Charli deadass went to the future and came back with some sauce.

The distortion on "Click" was so good it made me clench my asshole, I really enjoyed this experience.
Dec 28, 2019
98
POWERHOUSE!

This is actually fucking mental...

This is a perfect example as to why I've been fascinated with music for the past 2 years or so. I think the last time I said out loud (while listening to a new album); "THIS IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER LISTENED TO", was To Pimp A Butterfly's "u", or Rage Against The Machine's "Bombtrack".

For this album in particular, that experience was "Raggae". This track is so unpredictable and progresses into ... read more
Dec 27, 2019
69
Lmao. This dude just tryna sound like Michael Jackson.
Dec 27, 2019
76
Lmao. This dude just tryna sound like The Weeknd.
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