The 100 most streamed songs on Spotify REVIEWED

The most streamed song on Spotify is one of the most nothing songs of all time

This is the perfect pop song

The vocals aren't as horrid as I remember, but the song is still doo doo

Amazing production, boring track

ZZZZZZZZZZZZ........ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Overhated

It's a song that I listen to with my ears, and then I reap them out

Awwwwwww,It's so cuteeeeeeeee 😍

i'm cumming for you

- Camila Cabello, Robot Dolphin

The same person who made bad guy also made Happier than ever, let that sink in

Weddingcore

perfect, or more like imperfect, hehehehehe

this song is so punchable

you neverdfw did dheekxn xciuhncjhvhsj
udhf udwhcfbdh raindown, you rain down

-imagine "i make epic raps" dragons

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not that good but still not unlikeable

this is one of the most fake deep shit i've ever heard, suicide if you ever try to let go is one of worst sentiments i've ever heard from anything for that matter.

this song slaps harder than Abel his girls's asscheeks

wtf, young thug sounds really uncomfortable in this song, but still decent

fuck justin, he copied bts,
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it's boring, but, Jesus Christ the song is overhated as hell,

this song slaps just how i want her to slap me :D

it's boring, genuine, but boring

if you think this is the best song of all time, you should really listen to more music

i'm single btw

i don't feel the thunder 😔

Remember the time when john legend was interesting? me neither

why do i like the song.... nevermind the bridge sucks

Calm down uzi, i never even had friends

he had so much potential, but not the experience

catchy filler

what a snoozefest

he might have that bussy on a pedestal, but i don't have that song

-Me, Mr FunnyMan TM

Christians be like

Marshmello sucked Bastille's soul

Ed Sheeran's best song

if you think this is one of the best songs of all time, then you should listen to more music, ok?
well now that i'm done with you it's time for me to go to sleep and turn of the lights, like a light, like a light

is it too late now to say sorry, cause i'm missing more than just your body

yes

i wish i had the money to buy myself some hoes

it slaps,



wait, why are you looking at me?i said that the song slaps, please Dave leave, Dave, what are doing, ohhhhhhhhh nokjoisjxkhscxicduchhdjjdsh

why does justin bieber exist? like why?

well, we definitely are better now *looks at the hellscape*
fuck

For the drop we sampled a children's party

-The chainsmokers, 2018, white guys

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUT AAAAAAAAAAAGA....... wait, wrong song

That was a song, with singing and nanananas

A modern classic

Fake Plastic Trees for cowards

A decent song, dare i say.......... congratulations, hehehehehehehe

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