Daft Punk - Discovery
60

How is it so good? Like seriously, i should have hated it, it's clearly outdated, the tracks are really repetitive, but it's just so fun

50

I am sorry for ever even suggesting it's better than Oil of every Pearl's Uninsides
besides some bangers this sounds, for the most part, like average pop music with some cool production.
I don't mind pop music, but I like my pop music to be fun and this was NOT. The admirable sound design and textures can only do so much when you pair them with these un-fun and sluggish pop tracks. It would be lower rated if it wasn't for those bangers where everything culminates in a satisfying pop experience ... read more

SOPHIE - OIL OF EVERY PEARL'S UN-INSIDES
80

i'm straight
EDIT: not anymore indeed

Kero Kero Bonito - Bonito Generation
60

this is easily one of the most lovable records i've ever heard, filled with character, personality and cuteness. all i'm saying is that Sarah is one the best rappers of all time

Lorde - Melodrama
90

Damn, what a great record, I wonder how she will evolve after that

Xiu Xiu - Girl with Basket of Fruit
90

i remember a time in my life where i would have probably moked an album like GWBOF , because it's "artsy fartsy bullcrap" or something like that, and now i'm gashing over it's weirdly beautiful abrasiveness and harshness, and that wouldn't have happened without this site, i feel so happy that i can enjoy this album without having to force myself or pretend at all. i feel like i learnt to appreciate a lot more things in my life and i just feel better as a person, which seems a little ... read more

J Balvin & Skrillex - In Da Getto
NR

funny tik tok man

ID KY - Kitty Cat 1.5
0

ooooooof

The kid who made this deluxe edition thing, told me to write a review about it and............. i will give him credit where credits due, this project is better than another one from Ed Sheeran, so yeah?

Now on to my recommendations on how he can improve
1. Try to improve your competence, because without that your flow will be heavily impacted. Honestly, you sound just like the kitty from the cover

2.improve your vocals, start taking vocal coaching or if you can't afford it, you can ... read more

90

today is the day we are saying goodbye to the user Tits.

Tits. what a wonderful user
he's review of Nurture is beautiful
he inspired all of us
i'm in the bring of tears
his user avatar floods my brain with fond memory
cruel summer is upon us
Cry made him cry
he probably moved on
he is eating probably dinner
or pooping in the toilet
or sad in the memories he wished he had
he will be missed
every time we see the sun rise we will remember him
but everything will be alright i promise

Tits ... read more

Clairo - Sling
50

listening to a good folk album before i continue with ed sheeran's discography

EDIT: 85 >>> 56
this almost put me to sleep tbh. Amoeba still bangs tho

Hobo Johnson - The Revenge of Hobo Johnson
20

what part 2

what is the perfect word to describe that abomination of sounds and vocals. the vocals sound like a one year old's effort at singing and the instrumentals are either more boring than my sex life or a clusterfuck of drums ,backing vocals, guitars and horns. The lyrics are more than just a what, they are a what the fuck. The lyrics are mostly about how the world is a shitty place, which is true, but they could have used some, oh i don't know, subtlety or maybe a hint of ... read more

Tristan Null - Synthetic Nature
40

even though the record sometimes sounds a bit uninspired and the ending track <<Orbit IV>> could have been replaced with something more interesting,this is still a fairly good record,with great production, a chilling atmoshere (especially on Forbidden Room and Station Delta) and an intriguing mystery about the events of the record
fav.track=Station Delta
least=A Rave On Mars

Νατάσσα Μποφίλιου - Εισιτήρια διπλά
60

for my 50th review i decided to review an artist from my country,Grecce, that i think stands out from the rest,because of her sound.
In my country we have a big music problem.We have a big lack of music critics and a lack of creativity.And when there are almost no people to point out the repetition in our music, that leads into us thinking that our music is perfect,and that makes feel proud of our country for the composers that are making the same song again and again, like the millenial chorus ... read more

Ed Sheeran - Photograph
50

I was 8 years old.I was watching TV in my house,because i was really bored and i had just finished my homework. The TV was playing Nickelodeon, there was some dedicated time to playing music videos instead of normal ad breaks (at least in Greece). It was playing music videos for Roar,Boom Clap and i think Rude. But one day, 8 year old me was very surprised when he saw the life of a man with ginger hair backed by a sad song. The song almost made me cry,which never happened to me by any other ... read more

Boyinaband - Empty
1

I don't think i can say anything that hasn't been said already about the song and it's quality......except that i can write a poem that's better than the song

Your eyes are just like the moon
Small yet larger than life
Your body is like a sock
It makes me feel warmth
I love you
I always did
I always will
Your name will be the last thing i forget
Don't bite your nails
You'll make them even less beautiful than you
I see a future
In the reflection
Of your tears
You see nothing
In the ... read more

Christopher Larkin - Hollow Knight (Original Soundtrack)
90

I have to say that the Minecraft soundtrack is shit compared to this masterpiece

Ursa Major - Beautiful?
70

Potentially the only youtuber song about a serious subject that is actually pretty alright and I don't wanna do the opposite the song wants me to do.
Because the song feels raw and not unprofessional (ironic).

And it also helps that Illy is actually a decent performer instead of something like Jake Paul or Roomie.

The song might be really simple melodically,but,when there some more complicated than usual lyrics (for example: politics, religion,in this song self harm and suicide)it can have a ... read more

Traci K - Cabernet
0

Oh my God.OHHH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!

The best way I can describe this experience it's not easily put into words.
The best way I can describe it is as that joke in a series or movie that 《haha this guy or girl is trying to sing but he sounds like shit》only if it was an actual song that wants to be taken seriously.

Justin Timberlake - Justified
50

Soooooooo, Justified is the debut album of Justin Timberlake after his departure from N-sync.

And the record is very all over the place with it's sound. Starting with Señorita it's.... fun? The song has a weird compination of Spanish culture and drunk vibe.the next song is better but it still feels clunky.than we have {what you got} which is a compination of pop and Turkish Music or more correctly of incompetence and suckyness,like the sample is so dum and funny

We have so far an image ... read more

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