AKRIILA - suave
90

this song is literal crack

Lord Len - Toe Tag
NR

It's giving COD Zombies

Charli xcx - SS26
68

It's better than rock music but it all literally builds up to nothing like i'm bored. The b-side, Playboy Bunny is miles better than this.

Gracie Abrams - Hit the Wall
76

Okay why's it like not bad

Charli xcx - Rock Music
NR

It's strange. This is definitely less of a song and more of a teaser / intro into this new era she's in. I don't really know how to rate this but I definitely prefer her electronic music over this. Real incestuous vibes ngl

CORTIS - GREENGREEN
8

more like CORPtis

FKA twigs - Cheap Hotel
90

this actually grew on me so much especially after afterglow, this as a single i didnt get it but NOW i do and the music video is incredible

Olivia Rodrigo - drop dead
80

The song's really good but the god damn pisces and a gemini line makes it harder to like this. It also doesn't hit as much as the previous lead singles but this album is very obviously going in a different direction than the first two and vampire ended up being one of the least remarkable on GUTS so we'll see.

KATSEYE - PINKY UP
1

This makes me so sad. These girls had to slave away for months just to get in this group. And they have to sing and perform this shit. None of their songs given to them demonstrate any of the talent they really have, whether that be in vocals or creatively. It's unfortunate because they all have really great personalities and are very talented dancers and vocalists.

XTRATUNA - JACKIE'S BOX
100

I like how it's 52 because all the reviews are either 100 or 0

Slayyyter - WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA
82

THIS ALBUM CAME IN A CAR THROUGH THE WALL AT 99 MPH

82

thank god she didnt get put on katspiss

she has SO MUCH potential. i am very excited to see what she comes out with in the future.

Benson Boone - Beautiful Things
0

this is the worst song ever written

Mitski - Where's My Phone?
90

THIS IS SO GIVING BURY ME AT MAKEOUT CREEK AND IM SO HERE FOR IT

6ix9ine - BACON
0

the world would be a better place if this guy did not exist

KATSEYE - Internet Girl
10

what the fuck is this..
Like genuinely Katseye could be the best to ever do it if their music wasnt so AWFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!! this label is just scooping up slop and plopping it up on the plate for it to be released as music.. if the girls had ANY creative say in Katseye it would be so much better, instead their music is written by corpo men

Yuno Miles - ALBUM
NR

damn i dont think ive ever seen 0 critic score on something 😭 i mean it was a bald guy so does it really count

Gorillaz - Damascus
90

this fucks so hard

Imagine Dragons - Thunder
0

I love this song. What a classic!

SPALEXMA - We Are Charlie Kirk
NR

I'm genuinely crying at this

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