YFM Ranked

ive noticed for me YFM is a super big hit or miss band. theyve got a good amount of bad tracks, a decent amount of average tracks, and then a pinch of actually good songs. thought it would be interesting to rank since ive just thought about RWJ a lot lately for literally no reason.

also, sorry YFM, but yall r shit at picking whats gonna be the single art

Your Favorite Martian - Bottles of Beer
1.
97
woah what the fuck i vibe with this a lot
ITS LIKE THE PERFECT GOOFY SONG TO ME IDFK??
Your Favorite Martian - The Stereotypes Song
2.
90
ok its probably because im a sucker for upbeat electropop, but i find the beat in this to be super fun. the stereotypes of where i live and my ancestry made me chuckle despite me not really caring about my ancestors.
Your Favorite Martian - Stalkin' Your Mom
3.
90
hey wait why did this one grow on me and why does it make me laugh a fuck ton now

(original score, 60. original placement at #17)
Your Favorite Martian - White Boy Wasted
4.
88
i actually find myself vibing to this the most out of all YFM songs, but i still think some areas are rough (benatar's lines are lame)
Your Favorite Martian - Bartender Song (Sittin' At a Bar)
5.
88
love to see a shitty g return bc he goofy. but anyways, i actually think this one was kinda cute. i know its sort of awkward visual wise in the context of yfm animation, but i think this was a good cover overall :)
Your Favorite Martian - Somebody That I Used to Know
7.
80
i saw somebody else say this already, but puff puff does have an actually nice voice when hes not trying too hard to rap. however, his scream is the most weak ass scream ive ever heard.
Your Favorite Martian - Orphan Tears
8.
80
aight ill say this. dee jay has absolutely no flow and wax's tone really annoys me, but its puff puff's verses and the chorus that make it for me
Your Favorite Martian - Whip Your Kids!!
9.
75
okay, the flow is a lot better on this. in fact, this was the song that taught me the importance of flow over lyrical work. a song with bad lyrics and good flow is in fact in all technical terms better than a song with good lyrics and bad flow.
Your Favorite Martian - Shitty G
10.
74
i click with this guy too much. having known many shitty g's in my life in the form of my relatives, this made me laugh my ass off a lot. theres also an unfortunate amount that this reflects onto me, hahahaha. anyways, the beat is weird and i think thats what makes me laugh the most. this song got many many laughs from me. gg!
Your Favorite Martian - Jump Around
11.
73
cute and funny to me, but needs more instruments! love the cats tho
Your Favorite Martian - Eff This Job
12.
70
honestly, i think the chorus and verses need better connection. i wouldnt say yfm has gotten worse at all with lyrics (ive always thought their lyric job was poor), but i think the vocals need more spunk to them.
also, when is dee jay's voice coming back? i hope they got better with the filtering bc man it wasnt that great in gen 1.
Your Favorite Martian - Verified
13.
70
goofy ahh beat but lyrics/flow struggle. i am a sucker for goofy ahh beats though...
Your Favorite Martian - Tig Ol’ Bitties
14.
70
so like, a 70 isnt exactly a great score from me, and this song isnt too great. however, i always get caught at "like my balls real big". sorry, i will chuckle my ass off forever at that.
Your Favorite Martian - Uno Reverse
15.
68
it actually made me chuckle. most yfm doesnt do that :)
Your Favorite Martian - 8-Bit World
16.
67
so, honestly, its not like, awful. its just really really mediocre. the lyrics arent great, the beat isnt either, but its not awful. also the visuals are.... not 8 bit. im sorry!! every time an advertiser or music video tries to make an 8 bit video/gif, they always mess it up and just make it look like an ms paint drawing of the source!!!! look at actual 8 bit pleaaaaase!!!!

edit: my opinion changed. im liking it a lot more now.
Your Favorite Martian - Zombie Love
17.
67
its cute but not my style
Your Favorite Martian - Mr. DoucheBag
18.
65
i dont think its nearly as bad as people say, and theres a lot of people who apparently dont know any dudes like this, but i do think the flow/beat isnt too great.
Your Favorite Martian - Take Over The World
19.
65
needs to be louder :( ray. do not be afraid to yell. istg
Your Favorite Martian - Orphan Tears Part II
20.
65
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i do not like stevi's vocal work in comparison to the tracks tone. it sort of ruins it for me. i will say, i think the hallucinations in this are a lot better than orphan tears 1. rwj, you need to sing louder!
Your Favorite Martian - Boom Headshot
21.
62
and the album never dropped like boom headshot
Your Favorite Martian - Alien
22.
57
i honestly dont like it nearly as much as others. im not really a rock guy, and benatars vocals are just like on the fence for me. this was definitely released when yfm started to try to become more relatable than funny/crude, but i never really dealt with that type of bullying growing up, so it was hard for me to connect.
Your Favorite Martian - Orphan Tears Part III
24.
50
chorus is definitely better than 2, but it still doesnt really catch the hype to me compared to 1 or even 2.
Your Favorite Martian - Complicated…
25.
50
yfm dont randomly change the genre in the middle of the song challenge
i really only thought puffs part was the one worth it, and even still ray needs to work on actually expressing anger in his voice
Your Favorite Martian - My Balls
27.
45
i mean, i get its a staple in YFM works, but its just not very good to me.
Your Favorite Martian - Jupiter
28.
44
its too.. quiet for me. and too serious, i guess. i dont really vibe.
Your Favorite Martian - Alien (Unplugged)
30.
37
once more, ray just cant show emotion with his voice other than smugness. jesse, his voice is too loud compared to the rest of the instruments. and im for bongos when you can utilize them well, but they just dont fit.
Your Favorite Martian - Epileptic Techno
31.
35
this is the definition of how not to do a comedy song. i dont care about the amount of celebrity references, and it just stays on one note. i mean its not intolerable, but its just a flat line of a song till the end.
Your Favorite Martian - Robot Bar Fight
32.
32
the best way to describe it is "i dont care"
Your Favorite Martian - Just a Friend…
33.
23
ive heard many a cover of this. uhh... not into this one.
Your Favorite Martian - My Balls (Rock Remix)
34.
15
its so.... flat. its just the same note the whole time.... glad to at least hear benatars real voice in a song, though (do keep in mind i havent heard all yfm so im not sure if british benatar is in anything else yet)
Your Favorite Martian - Puppet Break-Up
35.
15
everything is just so slightly off about this song that it pisses me off
Your Favorite Martian - Grandma Got a Facebook
36.
10
need the best example of bad flow/bad beat/bad lyrics?
Your Favorite Martian - Transphobic Techno (Bitch Got a Penis)
37.
0
sorry, as a trans person i was expecting something thatd at least make me chuckle. my current partner had the best way i can describe this, saying that "7 year old me was laughing my ass off at this". guess its just not a me thing. its not offensive, but its not funny either. its just lame and that kind of annoys me.
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