Bladee - ICEDANCER
100
assuming 1000 gecs is the transfem youth's Abbey Road, this is Pet Sounds
JPEGMAFIA & Danny Brown - SCARING THE HOES
100
I know my scores mean nothing anymore so I have to clarify: This is the bleeding edge of culture. If you don't see that you're a fool.
JPEGMAFIA & Danny Brown - SCARING THE HOES: DLC PACK
100
Greatest DLC since Minerva's Den for Bioshock 2
Periphery - Periphery V: Djent is Not a Genre
100
Best prog metal thing I've heard since Colors. and Colors II.
Lil Uzi Vert - Pink Tape
100
Knew this was his magnum opus when I heard him interpolate the melody from I'm Blue

Edit 8/2/23: this rating is not a joke. Take CS off of this thing and its perfect. Not petty enough to take anything off for one meme song

Destroy Lonely - If Looks Could Kill
65
unironically hate fantano now
Bladee - DRAIN STORY
100
with this song he's collected all the chaos emeralds... fear SPIDERR ...
Drake -  Honestly, Nevermind
70
Where were you when Drake made a femboy album
Bladee & Ecco2k - Crest
100
awesome new MtF sissy conversion frequencies from bladee & ecco, tysm sisters
Dunkey - More Dunkey More Problems
100
He's finally back.
Drake - Scary Hours 2
70
I almost wish Drake just dropped three songs at a time, every time he does I end up coming back to the project more than any of his full length studio stuff. Like, this is infinitely more enjoyable time front-to-back than anything off his mainline in the past ten years, and im not the type of person to use skips. If I'm going to skip half an album, why don't i just listen to a bunch of singles? Which like, by then you're making me do more work clicking through and trying to remember songs I ... read more
Playboi Carti - Whole Lotta Red
100
edit 3: NEVA TOO MUCH, NEVA TOO MUCH, NEVA TOO MUCH, NEVA TOO MUCH, NEVA TOO MUCH

edit 2: adding a second edit to the top of the review to say that Stop Breathing top 3 trap metal songs of all time, if not the greatest ever recorded. absolute blood pumper.

what the fuck? he doesn't do the baby voice at all! 0/10 worst album of the year folks

edit: Bitching about the mixing makes 0 sense. Most eclectic and ambitious production this year. You think I'm fucking with you. You all bitched about ... read more

DC The Don - Come As You Are
80
Former WORLDSTAR affiliate DC The Don finally hits his proper studio debut following a year-long hiatus of complete radio silence. The result is a highly eclectic ensemble of tracks, within which Don showcases his unprecedented ambition. The variety of styles may not appeal to certain listeners who could be more inclined to one specific strain of Don's music. However, the consistent quality of the songs on offer far exceed the average soundcloud tape, and can easily contend the most popular and ... read more
The Streets - None of Us Are Getting Out of This Life Alive
70
More consistently funny than any comedy special I've listened to from the past decade. Well done!
Juice WRLD - Legends Never Die
75
It's a lot of good music but its increasingly hard to look past the inherently exploitative nature of these kinds of albums. I don't know the solution but i'd it's enough for Interscope to have unfairly profited off of this young man's work in life much less now that he's gone. However, I'd have to disagree with other reviews on the site that the creative decisions made here are as disrespectful to Juice's legacy. Marshmello aside, the mean quality of material on this compilation is higher than ... read more
Lil Darkie - THIS DOES NOT EXIST
60
At its best, THIS DOES NOT EXIST is a spiteful, twisted hip-hop journey with upbeat, resilient punk energy that heavily pulls from the abstract greats of the first decade this century. At its worst (oft when the beats silence), it is an uninteresting tirade of meaningless pseudo-philosophical content invoking the aesthetic of apathetic nilhilism to dismiss all political advocacy. Howevever, while Darkie may not be able to carry contemplative or serious themes of mortality, drug use, and ... read more
Earl Sweatshirt - EAST
85
posting this on my main account just so you fuckers can see how wrong you are about this shit
Earl Sweatshirt - FEET OF CLAY
70
all of the best ideas from last year's acclaimed Some Rap Songs streamlined into fifteen minutes of perfection. all killer, no filler
Kanye West - JESUS IS KING
45
https://www.homestuck2.com
Floating Points - Crush
90
Floating Points is nothing short of an fascinating project by Sam Shepherd, an Englishman born and raised in Manchester. Known for his critically acclaimed 2015 LP Elaenia, Shepherd has performed under the Floating Points moniker for over a decade, at the time of publication. It's unsurprising, then, that a personality of such discipline would be able to produce what must be one of the finest collection of electronic dance music compositions I've heard in the past several years. Over the course ... read more
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