AOTY 2023
Danny Brown - Quaranta
This is my Roman Empire
Taylor Swift - 1989 (Taylor's Version)
Music's ight but I would like her more if she didn't have the highest carbon footprint in history

Maybe try a Prius for your next travels โค๏ธ

Taylor Swift’s 1989 (Taylor’s Version) feels like a set of unfinished demos that don’t fully capture the magic of the 2014 record but do just enough to be passable as a full release.

Taylor Swift is a woman who is in no need of any introduction. Although limited to a music career, her accolades have been nothing short of ... read more

Sampha - Lahai
Society would collapse the day Sampha misses

Sampha follows up on his 2017 Mercury Prize-winning Process with his most intoxicating and stunning work yet on Lahai.

English singer-songwriter Sampha is no short of having an illustrious career, alongside some of his Young labelmates. He’s known specifically for some of his features: from Drake’s introspective Too Much to Solange’s slow-burning Don’t Touch My Hair to even Kendrick Lamar’s emotional Father Time, ... read more

Quadeca continues his path of progression with "SCRAPYARD I" by providing two of his most accessible tracks post-From Me To You era. Although less narrative is shown here (at least presumably), there's no denying that the quality has not dissipated after 2022's "I Didn't Mean To Haunt You." Can Quadeca do better than this? Of course he can. But what I believe this new collection of songs does is exercise and displays his maturity in the art-form and shows what ideas he's ... read more
Drake - For All The Dogs
Drake, barking at the mic for 48 minutes straight is NOT an album.

Edit: Never let me woof ever again, I apologize for this terrible review ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ”ฅ

I'm lost for words

I've never seen such desperation for money in my entire life, and they made it so hard to know who the fuck to blame for this atrocity

Doesn't help this song is also fucking ass too ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Doja Cat - Scarlet
Doja Cat, the only person to simultaneously make her fans loathe her and have a #1 hit at the same time

She grifted EVERYONE to keep making her mid music

James Blake - Playing Robots into Heaven
James Blake can start shitting on the mic and I'd still levitate to it
Olivia Rodrigo - GUTS
What this album doesn't have:
K-Dot โŒ
Jay-Z โŒ
G-Eazy โŒ

What this album has:
O-Rod โœ…

Need I say more?

Addison Rae - AR
One letter off from being AJR
Travis Scott - UTOPIA
Alright let’s do a real review, none of this “her loss” BS.

Travis Scott, arguably the largest trap artist of our day, has finally come out with his long awaited album Utopia. With over five years of hype over his shoulders, it’s quite obvious that the chance of disappointing people. People get skewed ideas of what they want the album to be, expecting the high calibers reached with Rodeo, the catchiness of Astroworld, and the… whatever people want from Birds In ... read more

Radiohead - OK Computer
Hot take, this is a masterpiece
Travis Scott, Bad Bunny & The Weeknd - K-POP
Abel really tried to sneak on some mid ass "The Idol" loosies onto Utopia huh
Nas - Magic 2
Harry Houdini got absolutely fucking nothin' on Nas
Blur - The Ballad of Darren
After seeing what British people call “Chinese” food, I’m surprised they got taste, cuz this shit’s delicious

As we grow farther from the ancient times of the dreaded ‘90s, we simultaneously get farther from cultural movements that emphasize the coined term, Britishness (disgusting I know). A genre that spawned from such a trend was Britpop, described as a brighter and catchier alternative rock genre. This genre seemed to emerge off the backbone of this pop ... read more

The Caretaker - Everywhere at the End of Time
There is nothing more unconventional of a grief than the one to mourn for someone that is still alive.

Think of some of your greatest memories. Whether that be in your childhood when you used to have fun with your friends at school, experience holidays with your family, or simple things like playing with toys. Maybe some of your greatest memories came within your adulthood by experiencing the world around you, whether that be through simple everyday situations like going to dinner or vast ... read more

glaive - i care so much that i dont care at all
Not surprised that the album with the corny ass album title is corny as fuck
maybe the hoes were the ones we lost along the way
Olivia Rodrigo - vampire
NEW VAMP ANTHEM OUT NOW ๐Ÿง›‍โ™‚๏ธ โ›“๏ธ ๐Ÿ–ค
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