Arctic Monkeys - AM

it's a fucking masterpiece, is what it is

It sounds like beer music. No thanks

How could you possibly defend one for the road?

yeah people on this app have never had sex

you're right, it is not bad, it is shit

This album is mediocre at best, but unbelievably drab and lifeless at worst.

It kinda is

I mean... mid ain't bad... but it ain't good either