BABYMETAL - METAL GALAXY
Oct 12, 2019 (updated Oct 12, 2019)
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Babymetal are a Japanese Pop Metal band that I have NEVER heard of, but after listening to their third studio album, I want to stay the fuck away from them.

Their newest album, Metal Galaxy, is a damn chore to get through. It's an annoying, headache inducing, piece of shit album that deserves to be sent to hell with no coming back.

Metal Galaxy is what happens if you try to make a collaboration work, when you know it won't.

Metal Galaxy is what you get when Twice and Rob Zombie collaborate.

Metal Galaxy is what you get when Poppy is on a drug feast, with Xanax, Lean, and Cocaine are on a table, all sprinkled on a nice dead Raw Chicken.

Metal Galaxy is what Melt-Banana was doing on Fetch (49), but even worse than it already (kind of) was.

Metal Galaxy is everything bad about music, all wrapped in a box with a confederate flag print on it, dipped into the lake of everything bad on life, with ingredients such as Hitler, cancer, and mustard, then mass produced in a factory of Japanese slaves, that jump off the building everyday.

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3 Comments
Oct 12, 2019
not groot?
Oct 12, 2019
@imgroot yes there is groot
Oct 12, 2019
"Metal Galaxy is what you get when Twice and Rob Zombie collaborate"

OUCH. You just destroyed Babymetal.
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