MusicaMeretrix

Musicarum Meretrix
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Best of 2021

Kataan - Kataan
Kataan
Kataan
70
May 7

Recent Ratings

Kataan - Kataan
Kataan
Kataan
70
May 7

Pinned Review

MusicaMeretrix -
90
I may be a dumb slut that just wants cocks in me 24/7, but I'm also a human with problems too. When you're suffering from mental illness, contentment is a superpower. The less you feel like jumping off a bridge, and the more you feel okay with yourself and your life, the better. I haven't heard an album that illustrates this so well with such modesty and truthfulness like this one. This album might end up becoming something special to me.

Recent Reviews

MusicaMeretrix -
90
Daði is fucking awesome. Period. His seemingly effortless translation of his lovable dorky personality into infectiously groovy and lyrically colorful anthems about modernity is like nothing I've ever heard before either on a Eurovision stage or in the music I've listened to in general. It honestly feels illegal how Daði and his band Gagnamagnið are giving out hardcore serotonin in the form of EPs like this.
MusicaMeretrix -
50
Castrating Bellamy's iconic screams, reverbing the fuck out of the keyboards, and drowning the music and production in overwhelming amounts of bass are cardinal sins for which no mercy from my wrathful punishment shall be granted. To all the people complicit in ruining the charm of one of the best rock albums ever made, I sentence you to not feeling good.
MusicaMeretrix -
0
I pissed myself laughing at how bad this is. Adam Levine fancies himself a white-as-bird-shit R&B star, but his lyrics were probably penned by an alien crunched to write about human feelings, and his band's music was likely spit out by an outdated A.I. beat generator. 'Jordi' is the kind of music Andy Samberg would make as a satire of modern pop music; it truly is the worst Conner4real album.
MusicaMeretrix -
40
I get that this is meant to be a documentary soundtrack, but doesn't really work as an album. Not only were two studio songs and an awards speech awkwardly spliced into the middle of a bland concert recording, some of the best songs performed on the tour this album documents are absent. "What About Us", "Blow Me (One Last Kiss)", "Try", "Get the Party Started", and "Raise Your Glass" are not here. Fucking strange, dude.
MusicaMeretrix -
80
I sued Delta Airlines
'Cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey
I went there,
AND IT SUCKED!

YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Shoutbox

May 10, 2021
Thanks for following! Been enjoying your reviews for a while, keep it up!
Apr 11, 2021
lol, that’s cool. saw that ur relatively new here, so I hope u enjoy ur time in the crack house known as aoty
Apr 11, 2021
ayyyye, just wanted to say that i really like ur pfp and bio! thought for a while i was the only one who remembered NITW :)
Apr 8, 2021
i just wanted to say that your bio is one of the best on the site
Apr 8, 2021
Thanks for following!!!! ‎
Apr 2, 2021
Very powerful aura radiating from your pfp and about me

About

Some random woman on the internet sharing her dumb opinions on music. You can call me "Trix". My profile picture is Scappo's portrait of Bea Santello, and my username is "music whore" in Latin. Tacky as hell, I know, but I really don't give a fuck hahaha

Reviews dedicated to Matthew, a.k.a. SMTCubes. You encouraged me a lot as one of my first followers on this site with your fun and kind comments, before you vanished from the internet. I hope you're doing well wherever you may be now, dude.

Rating Distribution

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