BROCKHAMPTON - SATURATION
87

My mans practicing social distancing!

LeviathanJPTV - Chug Jug With You
NR

Patrick Bateman on his way to indulge himself further down the rabbit hole that is his murder filled yuppie culture life. This fate came about not because of his obsession with wanting to be cool, but because of his heinous crime of stealing the victory royal from Paul Allen.

Imagine Dragons - Follow You + Cutthroat
36

Cutthroat sounds like Church by FOB, but if the vocalist couldn't handle the gospel vocal style at all.

Everything Everything - Supernormal
100

I'm really loving this psychedelic drug trip gmod animation era of this band's career. Also wtf is this song?!

This song's verses, and especially it's chorus are such head bang worthy shit. This song somehow takes the off the wall and aggressive energy of "Arch Enemy", and takes it a step further with it's rebellious lyricism, and empowering instrumental. This song is essentially about addiction, and how everything on this planet indulges in it, even us. This theme is shown multiple ... read more

The Squeakquel - The Squeakquel
45

Ultra technically advanced math rock

Rusty Cage - Hollow Men
79

For some reason this cover made me think Rusty was gonna spit some “Awfully hot coffee pot” level bars again, but this time under some fluorescent lights. But thankfully I was pleasantly surprised. Here’s to hoping that the next album is great!

Luke Shubin - All I Do Is Graph
100

You know what to do

Weezer - All My Favorite Songs
79

I wasn't sure about this song at first. When it comes to Weezer you gotta keep yourself prepared for the worst, cause you never know when they're gonna break their streak of good records with a disappointing release (why did they make Pacific Daydream? Just why?). But this time around I really was hoping they could do something interesting, that they could finally make an album that could be as good, or even better than EWBAITE and White Album. And if I'm gonna be honest, if it's finally time ... read more

Linkin Park - A Thousand Suns
NR

Why the fuck does this album cover look like Greg Heffley entering the cum dimension?

CallMeCarson - CallMeCarson Presents: Just the Hits! A Classic Christmas
NR

Petition for CallMeCarson to be replaced in all corners of the internet by no other than the hit rapper Yung Schmoobin. Come on everyone, lets do this!

Sign here: http://chng.it/6Mx5QHPRQY

Weezer - Make Believe
40

Do it, fucking exterminate the human race already

Panic! at the Disco - Too Weird to Live, Too Rare to Die!
50

This is a man who has witnessed the cum war of 2011, truly a complex figure.

Five Finger Death Punch - Trouble
NR

Uh, there's a demon inside? Idk I just came to this page to rate Jekyll And Hyde for a funny meme. HEY RYAN

The Caretaker - A Stairway to the Stars
84

It’s fun listening to this album while your friend is slowly losing their mind trying to figure out where they heard one sample used on the album.

The Caretaker - Everywhere at the End of Time: Stage 1
80

I listened to this all in one go with a friend, worst mistake of my life.

C418 - 148
75

Daft punk

Count Luca - How Does It Feel to Be Lonely
80

Bobby Caldwell lookin’ ass

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