Ace of Hearts - Monophobia
48

I really wanted this to break the idea that youtubers can’t make good music. But sadly this just doesn’t do it for me.

The instrumentation is so upbeat and bubbly to the point where it feels like someone is injecting sugar directly into my brain. The vocals are alright, but again feel very forcefully sugary, making Jacob sound like he’s singing in a musical that just broke out into song. Though I will cut the guy some slack, he himself has explained that he’s a pretty ... read more

Deftones - Back to School (Mini Maggit)
94

This might not be hip hop, but Chino is spitting some straight bars on this track.

C̸̻̚h̸͉͂i̷̥͂n̶̆͜o̶̟͋,̴̧̃ ̸͍̄ṯ̷͊h̸͉́ỉ̷̜s̵̹͊ ̸̧̏i̷̥̅s̵͉͌ ̶̻̈́ť̴̪ḩ̶̛ė̴̤ ̴͇̓B̵̪͠u̸͎̔t̴͈͑c̸̘͌h̵͈͠ȇ̸̩ṛ̷̂,̸̏͜ ̶̼͘I̸̻̐ ̷̩̄s̶̡͂ē̸̦è̵̱ ̴̖́ý̸̦o̴̗͆ú̴͜ ̴̨̐h̵̢̃a̶̻͝v̷͖̄e̶̼̐n̷̗͛’̴̠̌t̷̬̑ ̸̨͂p̷͉̊u̷̺͊ẗ̴͎́ ̴͙͋t̵̬̐h̴͎͛i̴͚̓s̵̨͛ ̷̥́ǒ̸̮n̶͍͋ ... read more

Weezer - Buddy Holly
100

Where the fucks my shoe

Strapping Young Lad - City
85

This was a very interesting listen because up until now I haven’t heard any projects Mr. “I’m In every band in existence suck my cock” Devin Townsend had part in, so I was going in pretty blind. But as soon as I heard those first few metallic metronome like strikes immediately followed by an all-encompassing roar of guitar distortion, glitchy electronics, and Devin Townsend screaming “WELCOME THE FUCK HOME” I knew exactly what was in store.

Instrumentally ... read more

Various Artists - Earache: World's Shortest Album
50

I ... I don’t even know anymore

Covet - nero
87

Covet when they cover uh something, idk I’ve never heard math rock in my life.

C418 - Minecraft - Volume Beta
80

My dogs died in a horrific tree house fire ... I don't like my life

Deftones - Ohms
92

Do the Chino Boogie

YUNGBLUD & Denzel Curry - Lemonade
40

Being edgy isn't an interesting personality trait

How to Be Dead - In Space
74

Wow, out of all of the directions this project could’ve gone genre wise, a Space Rock/Dream pop release was definitely not what I was expecting. This was a pleasant surprise nonetheless, because this sound was pulled off fairly well.

The album starts off with the track “intro” which sets us up for the space theme that’s used throughout the album as well as hyping you up for what’s to come. Personally the intro reminds me of the beginning of Song from the Black ... read more

The Fall of Troy - Mukiltearth
87

Currently cooming rn

Everything Everything - Arch Enemy
100

Top 10 best endings to a song ever

Alvin and the Chipmunks - Yolo
30

This is bad and all but what guitar chord is Alvin playing in the cover?

The Fall of Troy - Chain Wallet, Nike Shoes
100

I love not sleeping, sing to me some more Thomas!

Silva Hound - Addict
30

Did this song really need to have 3 ke$ha like build ups that are all basically the same? Idk gay spider kinda funny I think.

Amazing Blizzard - watercolor (Orchid Inc. Remix)
78

TreylikesCum

The saxophone and lead electric guitar on this remix make the track feel like your soaring in the sky surfing on a cloud. They are both very light but still maintain a major presence on the track. And as a saxophonist myself, I'm extremely proud of Trey and his sax work on this song. I've been looking forward to his performance on this track for sometime now and I am not disappointed.

Everything Everything - In Birdsong
100

This is great but I’m pretty confused as to why this was the lead single. Personally I think it would work better as the last single or just not be a single at all. It’s just feels too epic and grand to be that. But no I must not ... question ... quirky British band dur ... must stan!

Weezer - Hash Pipe
100

*grunts* I got my hash brown!

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