would have been better if the song ended with chrysalis and cadence furiously making out but I guess what we got was fine to
kinda whatever up until Castle Vein then it remembers that its peak fiction and that it should finally starts acting like it.
Blows it's load early on the first 4 songs. Everything after that is at best fine and at worst physically painful. (The load is really good though)
shoutout to r/loosercity for being a bunch of gooners over the album art like a year ago and indirectly setting me on the path of cartoon horse based hyper autism.
The kind of album that makes you wish you could say something more profound than "shit's gas."
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