Whitney Houston - Whitney Houston
93

My penis is the size of a sock full of coins because of how hard her vocals go

Miles Davis - 'Round About Midnight
76

An HOUR THIRTY for you to copy KIND OF BLUE???

Sonny Rollins - Saxophone Colossus
71

This is the auditory equivalent of getting just a little too much teeth during head (meaning literally any) and being too awkward to say that you're uncomfortable

Charles Mingus - The Clown
83

She Blue on my Cee until I show the Passions of a Man

J. Cole - Cole World: The Sideline Story
89

Yo how many songs does this guy have about fucking bitches and getting money 😭😭

(Edit: Yes, I'm a hater, smd)

Westside Gunn - And Then You Pray For Me
87

CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM. CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM. CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM. CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM. CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM. CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM. CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM. CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM. CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM. CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM. CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM. CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM. CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM. CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM. CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM. CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM. CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM. ... read more

Ella Fitzgerald & Louis Armstrong - Ella and Louis
97

I didn't know there was a black one

Chet Baker - Chet Baker Sings
92

"I love my bitches but damn do they annoy me" - Chet Baker, probably

Neutral Milk Hotel - In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
86

Just found about the Holocaust. Night ruined.

The Notorious B.I.G. - Ready to Die
94

I like Biggie, but why are you fucking a bitch for 1:31?

Ween - The Mollusk
87

Cold Blows The Wind on my dick and balls

Viagra Boys - Cave World
82

My penis did not feel like it was on viagra or looking at boys while listening to this album

(Edit: What the FUCK was I talking about bro 😭😭)

The Beatles - Magical Mystery Tour
95

I'm just a chill guy who likes listening to high people sing about being walruses

Earth, Wind & Fire - Raise!
100

Reason #1 why crack ruined the black community

Green Day - Dookie
NR

Great album till that last song. Favorite song was probably Longview.

Childish Gambino - Atavista
90

If you make another Little Foot, Big Foot Mr. Gambino, I'm making an attempt on your life

Kanye West - The College Dropout
94

Wow, this is a great album. I really hope he doesn't go on to bait his fanbase in 2024 with two SHIT albums and an AI video with YUNO FUCKING MILES

Frank Ocean - channel ORANGE
100

I'd get fucked to this, full homo

Aaliyah - Age Ain't Nothing But a Number
100

Of course R. Kelly's on this shit

Deftones - Around the Fur
87

Titties detected, points received

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