King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard - Dragon
90
King Gizzard in their Dream Theater era
Portraits Of Tracy - Drive Home
80
Petition to send it to Fantano for review:
Sleep Token - Take Me Back to Eden
50
Didn't your mother teach you not to put all your eggs in one basket?
Foo Fighters - But Here We Are
80
Masterpieces are born in pain.
AJR - Born and Bred
30
They look like 2010 and how the teenagers were looking in 2010, nothing special, come on.

But the fact, that the first manager of the band was their mom - tells a lot about this thing. It actually sounds like an album, produced by mom. And that's why it sounds so fake and insincere, like a performance at a school event, they all probably at that age wanted to play hardcore punk or something like that.

Rob Grant & Lana Del Rey - Lost at Sea
60
Nepodaddy being nepodaddy for 3 minutes and 8 seconds
The Prodigy - Music for the Jilted Generation
90
Rave at its peak. Maximum rawness, loudness and compression.
Madvillain - Madvillainy
90
Rule 1:

ALL CAPS when you spell the man`s name.

Rule 2:

Look at rule 1.

Tyler, The Creator - IGOR
90
#BRING_BOYFRIEND_TO_SPOTIFY
#JUSTICE_FOR_BOYFRIEND
Sigur Rós - Ágætis byrjun
100
It was a really big mistake to listen this album at daylight. Don`t do that, if you have not heard it yet. It was made by the nighttime and for the nighttime.
Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here
100
OTIS COHAN MONE`S SPECIAL REVIEW #4

Happy birthday, Otis Cohan Mone. Today, May 28th, you are becoming 20 years old...

Otis Cohan Mone. Otis. Cohan. Mone. God, what a stupid name you came up with. Did you write "cohAn" instead of "cohEn" on purpose? For what? And, besides, monE instead of Mon, or Moan, whatever. Who is this intended for? What kind of idiotic charade is this? It's so funny when people read "Otis Cohan Mone" and laugh their ass off when they will ... read more

Taylor Swift - Karma
NR
gash crab
Kendrick Lamar - To Pimp a Butterfly
100
Rating To Pimp A Butterfly is like an AOTY checkpoint or initiation - if you have done this, then you can be considered a real user.
Cukor Bila Smert' - Manirna Muzyka
90
"Велика ріка Хєнь-Юань" is the most beautiful song on Ukrainian language, that I have heard yet. Seriously, I don`t think that something can top this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OefQ-Pr-YH8

不失者 [Fushitsusha] - Secret Black Box
NR
Am I gonna listen to it?
*sigh*
Of course, I will.
Tina Turner - Private Dancer
80
Rest in peace, legend
Swans - Los Angeles: City of Death
60
Okay, maybe...?
Corey Feldman - Angelic 2 the Core
30
It sounds like that dumb ass album from the 90s that your dad listened in your childhood all the time, and then you find it and turn it on out of interest and asking yourself: "Dad, what the fuck is wrong with you?"
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