Pipe's Ranked: Nine Inch Nails

FIST FUCK

I was on a Podcast ranking Nine Inch Nails albums, check it out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO7ZPQAU9jo

Binge Overview: Not only are Nine Inch Nails one of the best industrial bands of all time, Trent Razor is one of the best songwriters of all time, and might be my favorite ever. He has a pure honesty and a raw energy to everything he touches, while still being versatile enough to switch the songs he makes from ambient to hardcore synthpunk, and somehow it works like a dream. Nine Inch Nails pushed what industrial music could be, and has made a trail of amazing music behind it.

Is the binge worth it? Answer: Is that even a fucking question? I have four 10s!

5 Favorite Tracks: Hurt, Beside You in Time, Various Methods of Escape, Somewhat Damaged, Eraser

Nine Inch Nails - The Downward Spiral
1.
100
One Sentence: My favorite album of all time.

Favorite Track: OH MY GOD

Lest Favorite: FUCK OFF
Nine Inch Nails - The Fragile
2.
100
One Sentence: Basically The Downward Spiral 2: Even More Depression!

Favorite Track: Somewhat Damaged

Lest Favorite: NOPE!!!!
Nine Inch Nails - Broken
3.
100
One Sentence: This thing is ruthless, brutal, aggressive and fucking nihalistic as all hell. And I fucking love it.

Favorite Track: Gave Up

Lest Favorite: N/A
Nine Inch Nails - With Teeth
4.
100
One Sentence: It might be one of the more accessible albums in the bands discog, but Jesus Christ it's fucking amazing at hitting that chord that makes me ascend into the stratosphere.

Favorite Track: Beside You In Time

Lest Favorite: Sunspots
Nine Inch Nails - Bad Witch
5.
98
One Sentence: One of the bands most atmospheric and dense releases in years, and boy howdy that is saying a whole lot.

Favorite Track: Ahead of Ourselves

Lest Favorite: I'm Not from This World
Nine Inch Nails - Not the Actual Events
6.
96
One Sentence: This is the closest Nine Inch Nails are going to another Broken and I am all for it.

Favorite Track: Burning Bright (Field on Fire)

Lest Favorite: Dear World,
Nine Inch Nails - Year Zero
7.
95
One Sentence: Political Industrial? Done well? And has bite and nuance? Could never!

Favorite Track: Vessel

Lest Favorite: The Greater Good
Nine Inch Nails - The Slip
8.
94
One Sentence: Basically Nine Inch Nails if they were a garage band rather then a big produced band.

Favorite Track: Head Down

Lest Favorite: Corona Radiate
Nine Inch Nails - Pretty Hate Machine
9.
94
One Sentence: While it sounds a little dated at moments, this thing is absolutely chocked full of dense, thick jams that I cannot get enough of! Like...fuck!

Favorite Track: Something I Can Never Have

Lest Favorite: Down in It
Nine Inch Nails - Hesitation Marks
10.
93
One Sentence: While some may say that this is the worst, I say to them: Fuck You.

Favorite Track: Various Methods of Escape

Lest Favorite: The Eater of Dreams
Nine Inch Nails - Still
11.
90
One Sentence: Deconstructed versions of material from my favorite albums of all time? Don't mind if I do!

Favorite Track: And All That Could Have Been

Lest Favorite: Adrift and at Peace
Nine Inch Nails - Add Violence
12.
87
One Sentence: While not my favorite EP from any of their records, this is still an incredible peice of work from the group, if not a little weaker!

Favorite Track: Not Anymore

Lest Favorite: The Background World
Nine Inch Nails - Ghosts V: Together
13.
80
One Sentence: Finally: the ambient album that Trent has been dying to make for years now.

Favorite Track: Apart

Lest Favorite: Hope We Can Again
Nine Inch Nails - Ghosts I-IV
14.
70
One Sentence: While not anything amazing, and it ahs varied results, its a fairly interesting addition to Nine Inch Nails instrumental catalogue that has some amazing elements to it.

Favorite Track: 31 Ghosts IV

Lest Favorite: I can't even pick lmao
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7mo
Hmmm... Locusts did not "cum music" enough for me... Might just be an all around 0 from me...
7mo
@purestfeeling you heard
7mo
LOL CUM MUSIC???????
2y
@kirboangry good
2y
i like how every single one has kind of some effort put into it and then Ghosts VI is just cum music
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