AOTY Users Favorite Albums to Fuck To

this is for sure a mistake, but it's a mistake i'm sticking too.

if you want to include an album and were not initially asked, then please leave a comment about which record you go to town to.

And remember, if you try to ignore this list, you are a coward.

Also, i'm ranking the slams, because to quote @notanalt, 'Stop Being Horny'.

Ryan Benis - Benis Tape Vol 1
1.
My favorite album to GO to.
Queens of the Stone Age - Songs for the Deaf
2.
100
@Songsearcher1's favorite album to SLAM to

Verdict: Absolutly stunning choice, the driving rythems and dusty production would help for sure, and the demented vibe of the album gives off the element of danger. Stunning.
SOPHIE - OIL OF EVERY PEARL'S UN-INSIDES
3.
90
@knewnie's favorite album to PONYBOY to.

Verdict: Yes yes yes YES! This is an excellent pick, with versatility and passion behind the music to back up the passion in the action. Amazing pick.
Daft Punk - Discovery
4.
96
@Kengoji Ultam's favorite album to DO COITUS to.

Verdict: This is a excellent choice. The thumping rythems and electronic production would go great in the situation, and if your partner was to enjoy production, then chances are you'll have a great time. I highly recommend.
Marvin Gaye - Let's Get It On
5.
@MothaOfMotha12's favorite soft album to INITIATE to, but also said that another soft album to MAKE LOVE to was The Temptations Sing Smokey by The Temptations, but for harder occasions said Nasty by Rico Nasty, S/T by Amyl & The Sniffers or Veteran by Jpegmafia.

Verdict: Marvin and Temptations, for softer occasions, are great picks. My Girl sounds great for romantic occasions like this. The harder picks are pretty good as well, although I feel like Veteran may lead to a creepy vibe with the more experimental interludes and production choices. Nasty is a good middleman (ironically enough) and would make for a night to remember. I haven't heard the Amyl record, but from the singles i've heard, it's that trashy punk shit, so if your ready for some bathroom strangeness, then this seems like a good choice. Overall, good picks.
D'Angelo - Voodoo
6.
@parent's favorite album to GET DOWN to.

Verdict: @parent says it best: It's 's the best baby making music out there, getting sensual with your boo with this is like the greatest feeling out cause it's so silky smooth just the way everyone likes it
Tame Impala - Currents
7.
@socko's favorite album to DO THINGS to.

Verdict: The strange, trippy and powerful production behind this album feels as if it's tailor made for these events. If you can't slam dunk to The Less I Know The Better, then can you even slam? Odd question I know, but one that bears asking.
System of a Down - System of a Down
8.
95
@eliiiiiiii's favorite album to OVERTHROW THE SYSTEM to.

Verdict: I agree. Hard.
Midori - Hello Everyone. Nice to Meet you. We are Midori
9.
86
@JoaoSantos favorite album to DESTROY to.

Verdict: This is an excellent choice for those animalistic nights where you both have nothing to loose and your wild, destructive and aggressive sides come out in the best possible ways. You animal.
Denzel Curry - TA13OO
10.
89
@KIDWITHGUNs's favorite music to PROCREATE to.

Verdict: Really amazing choice, each act would be effective in delivering the vibes necessary, and it does what the best slamming albums should do: add power, fun and versatility to the experience. Points taken off for the vibe killer of the title track. No one wants to hear about molestation while balls deep. Is that offensive? Sorry if it is.
Denzel Curry - ZUU
11.
87
@hubbo's favorite album to SHAKE 88 to. They also stated that Willy Wonka Was A Child Murderer by XXXTENTACION.

Verdict: Zuu I completly agree with. Short, sweet, to the point, blunt and roaring to go. It's a great classic slam album. XXX on the other hand....is my last choice in the matter.
Radiohead - In Rainbows
12.
95
@Plats's favorite album to GET FERAL to.

Verdict: While personally I would have picked Disc Two (Bangers and Mash is a jam) I do have to give this choice some thought and consideration. It would deff work for those more romantic nights. If they into polyrythems and can slam to Videotape, they a keeper.
Jeff Buckley - Grace
13.
@hjm's favorite album to PREY to.

Verdict: Hjm said that this album is 'slow, sad, passionate and languorous', and honestly I agree. This album will take you on a emotional journey, and adding a good old fashioned slam in there will definitely add to this.
Philip Glass - Glassworks
14.
@vanchwUwU's favorite album to COME to.

Verdict: While I haven't heard this album in entirity, modern classical music seems to inspire the loins in a sensual and mood altering way. This is a pretty interesting choice, but will need to experiment.
The Beach Boys - Pet Sounds
15.
@Toasterqueen12's favorite album to cuddle and light handhold to, as they don't like sex. They also mentioned Wannabewithu by Cuco.

Verdict: Pet Sounds would be a nice, wholesome album to put in the background for these types of occasions, and Wannabewithu is nice, wholesome and dreamy enough to lighten up these occasions. Although, doin anything sexual to the sound of 'Wouldn't It Be Nice' unnerves me slightly.
Merzbow - Pulse Demon
16.
@zeltyy's favorite album to DESTROY to.

Verdict: I mean....if they are into that I suppose?
Feist - Let It Die
17.
@ThrowBackGmac's favorite album to BANG to, but he also said that when it comes to banging, he likes to headbang to Dopethrone by Electric Wizard and Pink by Boris, and while confused at the question, these albums are great for said activity.

Verdict; This album is soft, sensual and delicate for some nice, wholesome love making. This is a good pick. It's dawned on me during making this how genuinely disgusting this list is. I'm so sorry.
Various Artists - Space Jam
18.
@Inglume's favorite album to MASH to.

It's also @Jerk Of Immaturity's album of choice.

Verdict: Come on and slam. And welcome to the jam.
The Caretaker - Everywhere at the End of Time
19.
@ACreativeName's favorite album to WILD OUT to. All six parts.

Verdict: If you can go for as long as this entire album goes for, then god bless you and your malfunctioning genitalia. I feel like this would make me feel like i'm in The Shining, and i'd get distracted.
Beta Radio - Colony of Bees
20.
@twinarmageddons's favorite album to ANNIHILATE to.

Verdit: They said that '"iim a god damn iincel 2o ii dont fuck but colony of bee2 by beta radiio becau2e bee2 are fuckiing great.'. I have no idea what that means, but I have never heard this album i'm just gonna go...yes?
Serge Gainsbourg - Histoire de Melody Nelson
21.
@WhatTheFunk's favorite album to GO ALL OUT to. He also said Pulse Demon and Frozen Niagara Falls by Prurient

Verdict: can't say I haven't heard of this album before, so can't say I understand it, but it sounds quite nice if you want something pleasent. The other albums on the other hand...you animal.
Various Artists - Album of the Year (User's Music Compilation)
22.
@gYro's favorite album to SUCK to.

Verdict: VEGAN is clearly the sex jam of the century, this is no doubt, but the constantly changing identities of this album may make for a confusing session.
M83 - Before the Dawn Heals Us
23.
@cprwhtly's favorite album to FUNCTION to.

Verdict: I've never heard of this album, but based on the title, it probably wouldn't be the WORST thing to stick on in the bedroom.
Rendered Helpless - Entities Of Transdimensional Emergence
24.
@notbuzzzila's favorite album to GO TO TOWN to.

Verdict: Do you think your funny? Oh shit these guys are from New Zealand never mind.
Caravan Palace - <I°_°I>
25.
@Terrysaur's favorite album to LOVE to.

Verdict: Never heard of this album, but based off of the title, it seems like a weird time.
Various Artists - NOW That’s What I Call Music, Vol. 69
26.
69
@oh's favorite album to KILL to.

Verdict: basic.
David Bowie - Aladdin Sane
27.
96
@RakkSmells's favorite album to CREATE to.

Verdict: I mean...OK? Honestly, aside from a few tracks, I can't say that the entire package is 'slam' music. Trying to have the fuck times while listening to Time or Lady Grinning Soul would definitely be an experience, but I feel the albums tone would combat the act.
Travis Scott - Rodeo
28.
@HIVE's faovrite album to FUDGE to.

Verdict: I mean...sure? The idea of having sex to trap music makes me very queasy, so i'm gonna do a hard pass on this one.
David Bowie - Young Americans
29.
73
@JustSomeGuy's favorite album to LOVE to.

Verdict: I never want to hear funk jams made by Bowie while I but, especially not Fame era Bowie, no matter how good it is
Quadeca - Voice Memos
30.
@Oreox4's favorite album to INTRODUCE to.

Verdict: whoever is getting plowed to while this is playing...i'm sorry. I'm just sorry.
XXXTENTACION - ? (Deluxe)
31.
@maximoose's favorite album PLOUGH to.

Verdict; Yep, you beat women.
Annoying Orange - Emoji Raps
32.
1
@musicn00b69420's favorite album to...um...you know what, i'm alright not knowing what this person does to this album. I'm good.
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2d
who's sex?
2w
add Random Access Memories
1mo
no sex is allowed on this site >>>>:-(((
5mo
@MothaOfMotha12 you are not allowed to have sex you are 13!!!!!!
5mo
[EXPLICIT COMMENT FOR NO REAL REASON]
My Pick (if you prefer not to read below): ''Ágætis byrjun'' by Sigur Rós

Yeah, I don't know if you even keep updating this I will tell mine anyways. Basically any ambient / dream pop record could work as an soundtrack for a ''crossing'', but I will pick ''Ágætis byrjun'' by Sigur Rós. Like god fucking damn, feeling lost in a landscape of eerie and beautiful sounds that make you feel like if you were in heaven, plus the cold sensation of the wind passing by your naked body, the smells of raw sex entracing your nostrils while having the strong feeling of your prostate being massaged on the insides by the one you gave your love. It this is what making meth feels like, I'm proud of being colombian.
6mo
You know what fuck it
Put the Eraserhead soundtrack on there
6mo
I feel like both my real answer and my fake answer would get me immediately kicked off this website
6mo
Pulse Demon
9mo
LP1 - FKA twigs
10mo
changed my mind, pls put tri repetae by autechre on the list
11mo
miles davis - kind of blue
1y
im in



s p a c e
1y
before the dawn heals us by m83.!
1y
*bites lip sexually*
1y
@musicn00b69420 sicko
1y
put annoying orange's emoji raps on the list
1y
"modern classical music seems to inspire the loins in a sensual and mood altering way." trust me it dont sound like that
1y
I think I'm hilarious
1y
@Toasterqueen12 ...yes
1y
PET SOUNDS. Mine is PET SOUNDS
1y
@KingKRoolusBack @JoaoSantos yes
1y
I have diarrhea problems
1y
Philip Glass
Glassworks
1y
I mean I guess just put Voice Memos for the meme
1y
Horny people have NO rights
1y
@RakkSmells I can't
1y
Ah rigt, forgot about those tracks lmao
1y
David Bowie - Young Americans
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