Recent Reviews
Aug 10, 2020
"Richard D. James Album" is such an amazing feat for the titular man. The titty man. This thing is filled to the brim with abrasive beats on top of the signature Aphex ambient touch to help it feel atmospheric and comfy. I'd hardly say these are dance tunes because of how technical and speedy the percussion is in contrast to the warm synths. Not to mention, the tracks here are masterpieces! "Fingerbib", "4", "Carn Marth" and "To Cure a Weakling ... read more
Aug 8, 2020
Soo... apparently one of my introductions to hip hop was Black Eyed Peas... yeah. I was, like, 11? My dad just pulls up "I Gotta Feeling" and is like "this is the real shit son". I love you dad but goddammit.
Anyways, they're back... and they're going full reggaeton. BLACK EYED PEAS SOLD OUT AGAIN?!?! Who the fuck cares anymore? This is the Black Eyed Fuckin' Peepees and they've swallowed more than they could handle on "Translation".
The lyrics are as abysmal as ... read more
Anyways, they're back... and they're going full reggaeton. BLACK EYED PEAS SOLD OUT AGAIN?!?! Who the fuck cares anymore? This is the Black Eyed Fuckin' Peepees and they've swallowed more than they could handle on "Translation".
The lyrics are as abysmal as ... read more
Aug 7, 2020
I've been sneakily listening to "The Glow, Pt. 2" since... about... February? I really wanted to make sure everything clicked before I could review it and, now that a new Microphones LP came out, I finally decided that this is the perfect time to share my thoughts on this album.
Fuck... I guess I should start explaining what exactly I was getting into.
Lo-Fi music (or "Slacker Rock" if you're on rym. I sure do like my daily "Slacker Rock Beats to Relax and Study ... read more
Fuck... I guess I should start explaining what exactly I was getting into.
Lo-Fi music (or "Slacker Rock" if you're on rym. I sure do like my daily "Slacker Rock Beats to Relax and Study ... read more
Aug 5, 2020*
[Flight 12]
[Destination: Iran]
*shits out a human-like being that immediately burns alive while going through a 12-second life-to-death cycle*
*does the thing 100 gecs did in the 800 db cloud video but on a wall*
WHY IS DIS ALBUM SO BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD AAAAAH!
*Dies of lasagna dick*
[Destination: Iran]
*shits out a human-like being that immediately burns alive while going through a 12-second life-to-death cycle*
*does the thing 100 gecs did in the 800 db cloud video but on a wall*
WHY IS DIS ALBUM SO BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD AAAAAH!
*Dies of lasagna dick*
Aug 4, 2020
[Flight: Day 11]
[Location: Lebanon]
Woah!
It's like the last few Arabic Folk records only this time it has jazz! *jazz hands*
Wow!
Refer to my other two reviews ;)
Fav Tracks: Eltilli, Bema Enno, Raksay Al Ors, Hek Bta'mil Kek, Aflation
Least Fav Track: oo7
Score:
6.4
Fine
[Location: Lebanon]
Woah!
It's like the last few Arabic Folk records only this time it has jazz! *jazz hands*
Wow!
Refer to my other two reviews ;)
Fav Tracks: Eltilli, Bema Enno, Raksay Al Ors, Hek Bta'mil Kek, Aflation
Least Fav Track: oo7
Score:
6.4
Fine
Aug 9, 2020
Hey what is your favorite album opener and album closer for a list I’m making? I just love your reviews, they are some of my favorite on the site.
Aug 9, 2020
What do you think is the most underrated album of all time? This is for a list.
Jul 14, 2020
I know this is basic and has been done before so many times but whats your favourite album of all time? (list)
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Weekends: New music
Weekdays: Artist binges
9.9 - 10 = Mastapeece
9.5 - 9.8 = Amazing
9 - 9.4 = Outstanding
8.5 - 8.9 = Exceptional
8 - 8.4 = Great
7.5 - 7.9 = Very Good
7 - 7.4 = Good
6.5 - 6.9 = Decent
6 - 6.4 = Fine
5.5 - 5.9 = Okay
5 - 5.4 = Average
4.5 - 4.9 = Meh
4 - 4.4 = Mediocre
3 - 3.9 = Bad
2.5 - 2.9 = Awful
0 - 2.4 = [Insert]
-The brainfart behind Spiral Curse
Weekends: New music
Weekdays: Artist binges
9.9 - 10 = Mastapeece
9.5 - 9.8 = Amazing
9 - 9.4 = Outstanding
8.5 - 8.9 = Exceptional
8 - 8.4 = Great
7.5 - 7.9 = Very Good
7 - 7.4 = Good
6.5 - 6.9 = Decent
6 - 6.4 = Fine
5.5 - 5.9 = Okay
5 - 5.4 = Average
4.5 - 4.9 = Meh
4 - 4.4 = Mediocre
3 - 3.9 = Bad
2.5 - 2.9 = Awful
0 - 2.4 = [Insert]
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