Zayn - Icarus Falls
Dec 16, 2018 (updated Dec 17, 2018)
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Zayn is my favorite artist and the only artist I listen to because he totally doesn't sound like every other artist on the radio. How? It's truly ambitious because it copies all the trends that radio pop and R&B artists use like falsetto hooks, millennial whoops, collaborations from other artists, Chainsmokers-esque production and autotune. It totally doesn't sound like any other artist out there. Every song sounds very unique from the last and addresses a variety of deep topics like love, love, love, love, breaking up with your lover and, most importantly, love!

If you don't believe me, my boyfriend is right beside me! *looks at poor drawing of Zayn and makes out with it* We're happy together and you will not take my boyfriend!
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Anyway, I love Zayn as an artist because I never listened to any other artists. What is Radiohead? What is Death Grips?

*a couple hours later*

Ew! These artists don't sound like Zayn! Yuck! As a Zayn stan whos social life mainly consists of staring at my phone and talking to no one but fellow Zayn stans, I am disgusted!

Overall, this album is the best thing to ever come out since... it's the best thing ever. I can't wait for all the POSITIVE feedback!

Now if you'll excuse me...

*proceeds to fap to Zayn drawing*
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11 Comments
Dec 16, 2018
I know EXACTLY which user this is aimed at ๐Ÿ˜‚
Dec 16, 2018
@zachthesnack shhhh ๐Ÿ˜‚
Dec 16, 2018
Im resisting the urge to tag him ๐Ÿ˜‚
Dec 16, 2018
I literally sent a “cough” in his shoutbox to see if he’ll notice. But I guess you can tag him if you want to ๐Ÿ˜‚
Dec 16, 2018
@xxxStanZaynxxx
Dec 17, 2018
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Dec 17, 2018
@SSmusicals why are you still here? this isn't a site for you.
Dec 17, 2018
@SSmusicals It’s still a bunch of topics that always gets mainstream attention. Real critics are actually PAID to write good shit about these albums.
Dec 17, 2018
What are the qualifications to be a RealCritic™ ?
Dec 17, 2018
@endianness lol
Dec 18, 2018
Stans got rekt
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