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Best of 2021

Remi Wolf - Juno
Remi Wolf
Juno
85
Oct 15

Recent Ratings

Remi Wolf - Juno
Remi Wolf
Juno
85
Oct 15

Recent Reviews

porpoise -
19
It's been shit on so much to the point where I was like "It can't actually be that bad." But then it just...was.

Highlights: None

Lowlights: The whole EP, but PuKe & RaLLy gets an honorable mention for rhyming classy with assy.

Bonus Cover Review: If the tattoo was written in comic sans, I would've given it a 100.
porpoise -
85
Taking a comparatively chill turn from the last EP, Remi Wolf’s “Juno” is a funky, bizarre, utterly wondrous musical experience. Boasting colorful hooks, grooving instrumentation, and utterly infectious vibes, this album manages to satisfy those craving Remi’s danceable waves of energy while feeling considerably more relaxed than “I’m Allergic to Dogs”. I have to admit, I do miss the blistering bursts of color that EP provided (I don’t know if ... read more
porpoise -
91
My thoughts on this project can mostly be found on my reviews of its two pieces, but to summarize, god damn I love this band.

Highlights: everything, but especially Well Rested

Bonus Cover Review: A super cool union of the artworks for Civilisation 1 and 2
porpoise -
77
Happier Than Ever takes us away from the harsh lights and ominous visuals of her debut LP, introducing us to a new soundscape of ethereal vocals and old world lamentations. In doing so, it showcases a whole new side of Billie’s talents. But it also feels like a departure from what made her music so compelling beforehand. This album feels like a win and a loss. There are tracks that I am overjoyed to have exist, and others where I wouldn’t miss their presence. Though not perfect, I ... read more
porpoise -
73
Solar Power is by no means a bad album. It is rife with gorgeous harmonies, psychedelic guitars, and compelling lyricism. Lorde’s joy and peace with her life is on full display, and is certainly well-earned after the fear and heartbreak suffused in Pure Heroine and Melodrama. It’s a good album. Very pleasant. But from Lorde, I have come to expect far, far better. And there is undeniable sense of something missing here. A spark of something magical that powered her previous projects. ... read more

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Oct 18, 2021
Thanks for following back Mr. President!
Oct 15, 2021
thanks for following! you have great taste! tell Finn and Jake hi for me too :)
Oct 10, 2021
I’ve been doing great for the past couple months ๐Ÿ˜Œ. You?
Oct 6, 2021
Yo Porpoise is back :)
Oct 5, 2021
How is it going for you porpoise, its been a long time, sorry i didn't keep contact
Of course I listened to Civ, i have it rated too, if imnot wrong
Sep 2, 2021
Hey Mate,
I'm currently making a list compacted with AOTY user' top 10 worst albums and would love for you to contribute to that. The information if you decide to share will be used to create "The Average AOTY Users worst album" consisting of 50 albums. If you feel comfortable contributing please mention your top 10 worst albums in order from 1 being the worst and 10 being the 10th worst. It would also be highly appreciated if you are ok to give a few words why as well :)

Thank You So Much Have A Good Day!
Aug 15, 2021
thanks for following back!
Jun 22, 2021
Hey, I hope you're doing well.

I'm making a list and I'd love to know which album has had the greatest influence on your current taste in music? If you want, I'd also appreciate it if you could say exactly how it's made you grow/learn more as a listener (don't worry, you don't have to do this part).

Thank you for reading and answering, if you do
Jun 21, 2021
Blazing Arrow by Blackalicious definitely gives me some orange vibes

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60s-Okay
50s-Neutral
40s-Meh
30s-Eww
20s-Bad
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Rating Distribution

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80-89
 
46

70-79
 
55

60-69
 
22

50-59
 
7

40-49
 
1

30-39
 

20-29
 

10-19
 
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0-9
 
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