Janet Jackson - janet.
97

the blend of r&b and dance pop and hip hop and all the shit on here is absolutely amazing. i’m gonna sound so pretentious but this is such a progressive and mature album and i absolutely love that about it. i also must say i thought that new agenda track with chuck d was absolutely insane when i first heard it.

Janet Jackson - Rhythm Nation 1814
94

this album sounds way ahead of its time for 1814

Janet Jackson - Control
98

obviously this isn’t the same album as thriller but i’m gonna compare it to that because i feel like they’re both the same in quality but people don’t talk about this album nearly as much as thriller and that’s honestly a crime. there are so many amazing and iconic tracks on here and this is just another reason why i love janet jackson so much!

Janet Jackson - The Velvet Rope
100

janet > michael and this is why. this is such a personal album that did so much for so many people. idk what else to say besides janet deserved better treatment and this is an absolute masterpiece.

Michael Jackson - Off the Wall
94

pretty fun album! i hope this guy doesn’t turn into a weird pedo in the future

Michael Jackson - Thriller
98

honestly janet > michael i’m sorry. also thriller undeniable classic but i just can’t give an album with the girl is mine a 10 (even tho it’s still a good song)

Carly Rae Jepsen - E•MO•TION
96

god call me fruity but i loooovvveee carly rae jepsen. this album is just absolute peak pop music and i think it’d be a 10 if it was just that first 10 track run because god all those songs are amazing. run away with me has to be in my top 10 songs of all time. i feel like my love for this album just shows how much of a sucker i am for a good pop tune.

Jeff Buckley - Grace
95

shoutout my friend casey for making me listen to this. i always assumed this was an incel album based on the cover but turns out it’s just a beautifully amazing album by a super vocally talented man that we lost too soon! amen.

Billie Eilish - dont smile at me
51

the fact that this was the first time i heard vince staples tells you what's wrong with music

Billie Eilish - Happier Than Ever
79

i can't believe bitches ever doubted you billie. idk why i'm talking directly to billie maybe she'll enjoy this review.

Ecco2k - E
74

markiplier lord farquaad thing

Earl Sweatshirt - FEET OF CLAY
68

HOE SCARING MUSIC ALERT I REPEAT HOE SCARING MUSIC ALERT

Earl Sweatshirt - Some Rap Songs
94

i'm glad that earl sweatshirt decided to invent what we now call "rap" music on this album.

Earl Sweatshirt - I Don't Like Shit, I Don't Go Outside
79

TOUCH GRASS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

Earl Sweatshirt - Doris
82

plankton would've loved the song about chum. rip.

Dr. Dre - The Chronic
96

bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks WOOOOO I LOVE WOMENNNN

58

i was gonna call it planet nap but brad kinda already took that i'm sorry. there are a few bangers though i can't lie. also normalize not working with dr. luke!

49

listen usually i'm a fan of the color pink but this album kinda just makes me feel numb i'm sorry. rules and bottom bitch carry, fantano was right

Doechii - she / her / black bitch
72

this / is / pretty good

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