Boyinaband - Don't Stay In School
0

If you have the ability to make this song and publish it you probably have the ability to look up the laws in the U.K. about the age of consent lol, dont blame your 5th grade math teacher for the buddy

Taylor Swift - Fortnight
50

What do the kids like these days? Fortnite? Lets make a song called Fortnight! Like the word fortnight, get it? Get it? I am smart.

Eminem - The Ringer
NR

I actually like it. prob one of the best from kamikaze.

0

Ironically, this makes me wanna be more liberal after listening to this

ミラクルミュージカル [Miracle Musical] - Hawaii: Part II
60

Sounds like being at a musical. I would hate going to a musical but assuming this was what the album was going for, they did a good job and I gotta give them points. Very creative and different from most of what Ive heard but would still never listen to again. 30 degree angle thumbs up :)

Lil Wayne - Mona Lisa
94

Didn't want to give it a 93 and lower the user score at all lol

Taylor Swift - Shake It Off
50

Has she made 34 remakes of this track to farm billboard at this point?

Falling In Reverse - Popular Monster
15

So NF is the white Eminem and this guy is the white NF. cool

I dont like review bombing super often, some things werent as bad as they couldve been :)

Coldplay - Viva la Vida
92

Not a big pop guy but this actually bops :D

Flyysoulja - 17
17

LOL this is what people who hate rap think all rap sounds like, its actually so bad

AJR - AJR
0

This is a well known hood classic

AJR - Birthday Party
8

This is like when you have a dream and you wake up in the middle of the night with a groundbreaking idea no one has ever thought about. Then you write it down and go back to sleep, when you wake up realise it was just absurd nonsense. This is that in a song concept.

AJR - Sober Up
50

As a professional AJR hater I can say that the instrumental is actually kinda catchy and I could like it if the lyrics werent terrible :D

AJR - Born and Bred
0

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