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Healthy. Eats three meals every day. Only eats junk food in moderation. Mostly drinks water. Only drinks two or three beers once in a while when talking with old friends. Regularly exercises. Never spends weeks sitting around with no motivation. Only uses drugs when they are prescribed by a professional. Never considers smoking marijuana or taking psychedelics.

Productive. Has a stable job. Never questions the value of the stable job. Never wonders if the stable job is worth the time and energy. Always works eight-hour days and five-day weeks. Always works overtime. Never complains about feeling tired or not having enough time for hobbies.

Polite. Always greets neighbors with a smile in the morning. Never wants to avoid interacting with others. Always tips well. Gets along with co-workers and bosses. Never considers yelling at them or suddenly quitting. Regularly has polite conversations with family. Never wants to confront them about past issues or stop talking to them.

Content. Is satisfied with the life provided by the stable job. Does not care about having more time to pursue passions. Never spends hours sobbing into a pillow at night after a long day, wondering what all of it is for. Never considers suicide to escape this hell. Will die without ever wanting more.