Ween - Pure Guava
85

really weird. really strange. i really don't know to rate this one either, though there's a ton of crazy good tracks on here

The Strokes - Reptilia
100

wtf a punk song where the lyrics are among the best part????

Swans - The Glowing Man
100

swans you've fucking done it again

AJJ - People Who Can Eat People Are the Luckiest People in the World
99

popular consensus invalidated once again, also that's a 2 for 2 for albums with a rabbit on the cover

Swans - To Be Kind
100

"HUUAAAAAAAAGHHH"

Swans - The Seer
100

BUZZ WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS ANYMORE, YOU PLAYED 93 AVE. BLUES IN FRONT OF THE HOES

Swans - My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
85

man michael's singing voice has gotten so much better it's insane

Big Baller B - genre : bradboy
0

Nice cover of Kim by eminem

The Residents - Meet the Residents
90

what in the living fuck did i just listen to. i mean this is weird shit.

i like weird shit but this far crosses the line of weird shit and enters the territory of super weird shit.

Radiohead - Nude
100

this song does unfortunately force me to imagine the members of radiohead's... uh...

members

Metallica - St. Anger
5

SHOOT ME AGAIN EYAINDEDYED (BOODOO BAWNONOOW)

Ween - GodWeenSatan: The Oneness
85

complete fucking insanity i have genuinely no idea how to review this

The Microphones - Mount Eerie
95

really good concept but i wish it was as memorable as it's predecessor

Dave Soldier, Komar & Melamid - The People's Choice Music
99

i genuinely have not laughed like this in years, this site is all haters istg

Fishmans - LONG SEASON
100

while i usually prefer these longass pretentiousass crescendoass suites to be devastating and moving the opposite can also be true here. god damn this thing is pretty

100

reduced to a sobbing mess at 3am: the premium experience

Da Vinciโ€™s Notebook - Brontosaurus
90

one of the funniest things ever recorded, even if the entire latter half is just random bullshit

Acid Bath - When the Kite String Pops
100

vibing out to something this disturbing felt weird but damn if these riffs aren't some of the best i've ever heard

Swans - Soundtracks for the Blind
100

man i dont know what to say nor how to say it

Soundtracks for the Blind is what I can only really describe as the culmination of all the ups and downs of this chronically interesting band. The more intense stuff is actually listenable, the drones are much more creative, and the acoustic ballads are absolutely fucking masterful. The atmosphere is unbelievably on-point and almost every track brings something of its own. I literally wouldn't do away with even the two tracks I gave a yellow ... read more

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