Merzbow - Pulse Demon
10

...i kinda see the vision?

i still don't like this album but honestly it's cool that people find something in this

Eminem - Beautiful
100

this is better than samidot in every way

Alkayda - Filth
100

does that make it tres wrongs

Yes - Fragile
95

Beautiful. Not even gonna bother trying to rag on the shorter tracks because they don't make this album worse in the slightest.

Playboi Carti - Die Lit
70

for all the memorability that the highlights on this album has, man it does start dragging at points. i can totally see why it's beloved and is definitely by a long shot his best work though. long time is generational

The Beach Boys - Pet Sounds
100

Rest in peace, Brian. The beach'll never be the same without you.

I wish more pop music had writing this sophisticated. This album doesn't hide under anything overly grand, it's just fucking fantastic music against lush instrumentation and beautiful lyrics. Everything about this album is near perfect and deserves the praise.

Again, thank you for everything Brian. The surf was beautiful this morning.

Yes - The Yes Album
95

what a fucking step upward for these guys, now THIS sounds like prog

85

about the same level as the debut

Yes - Yes
75

quite a funky first album, sounding like a cohesive band straight out the gate is pretty impressive.

Kansas - Kansas
100

rolling stone you are fucking brutal

I gotta say man I don't know what I was expecting going into this. One of the hardest headbangers of my entire life was certainly not on the list, but I digress. This is possibly the greatest debut album I've ever heard? I might totally be forgetting something but when I'm asked that question in the future this is gonna come to mind immediately.

The violin alone MAKES this entire album. Listen to it for that if nothing else, but stay for the ... read more

Radiohead - Amnesiac
85

cool ass album

Genesis - The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway
100

i don't even know how to write a review on this.

uhhhh

rael is the height of masculinity

that's the review

DashieXP - The Lazy Anthem
85

when's the fucking mixtape coming dashie

Flume - We Live In A Society
2

Can this guy possibly go any lower

The answer is yes apparently because AI Girlfriend is genuinely the worst song I've ever heard

Neutral Milk Hotel - Little Birds
100

absolute fucking masterpiece. i needed this as a gay kid in a conservative family rn

AJR - The Maybe Man
60

this album literally isn't even bad. i'm not even an ajr fan but this site is just full of straight ass haters. steve's going to london is easily their best song thus far

The Microphones - The Glow Pt. 2
100

came for the elephant and stayed for the 1,000 mental health problems i probably have after listening to this

god damn this album hurts.

Radiohead - I Might Be Wrong: Live Recordings
100

https://youtu.be/NJFjVyO8N3Y?t=119

Eminem - Encore (Redone)
95

FUUUUUUUUUCCCKKK THIS WOULD'VE BEEN TOP 3 EMINEM

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