Plain White T's - Hey There Delilah
1

pinkerton if it was fucking terrible

JPEGMAFIA - PROTECT THE CROSS
0

dude if i didnt already hate this guy enough
actually appalling lyricism

Pink Floyd - Animals
100

Tear the fascists down down down

DEMONDICE - DEMONDICE EP
5

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

AJR - The Click
30

i'm gonna hand it to Andrew, Jack and Ryan here. they had me totally fuckin hooked in the beginning. the first couple songs on this album are actually really solid. and then Drama happened.

this album at its finest moments is genuinely really good, though the low points are... low.

Kanye West - Jesus Walks
65

autotune backing vocals break it. worst song on dropout

The Crane Wives - Foxlore
95

i just fucking got curses up to a 99 score, we won lgbt community

Teejayx6 - Dynamic Duo 2
100

"That time you jacked an old car, it was overheatin" might be the best line in rap history

Goukisan - Betrayal of Fate
100

sorry for the low quality cover but goddamn this song BANGS

King Crimson - Cat Food / Groon
95

LADYSUPERMARKETWITHANAPPLEINHERBASKET

Alan Walker - Different World
5

faded sucks too shut up

The Caretaker - Selected Memories From the Haunted Ballroom
85

god DAMN this grew on me a bit. as hard as this album falls flat in some cases (i.e. the noise tracks, which are just awful) the theming and execution of almost every idea present in the caretaker's debut is absurdly well executed. i really have nothing more to say other than it's DAMN creepy. turns out the 20s and 30s were awful times to be alive, who da thunk.

it's not his best work but i'll be damned if it's not one of his most interesting. i just gotta say though, ... read more

XTRATUNA - AN UNDER'S TALE
30

WHY ARE THEY ALL INTRODUCING THEMSELVES LIKE IT'S A FUCKING ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS MEETING

XTRATUNA - JACKIE'S BOX
10

verses ranked
1: Edwin
2: David
3: Mimic #1
4: Mimic #2

Weezer - Pinkerton
100

i cant anymore. yes, it's weird af, it's very raw and uncut, but man i can't ignore how fucking amazing this album both sounds and rivers' talent as a songwriter in general regardless of the touchy subject matter.

perfect album.

Logic - Under Pressure
90

why not cap off the day with one more awful take for the road huh

i genuinely don't understand how people can say with a straight face that logic is an outright bad rapper, unless the latter stuff truly is that awful. idk, but this was incredible. i might need to listen to it again but almost every track pulls its own weight perfectly.

Yuno Miles - 2025
100

this is slightly unironic to some extent. the production on this song is actually beautiful

Doug Walker - Nostalgia Critic’s The Wall
0

the spongebob cover is fucking awful too stop lying

Lemon Demon - Hip to the Javabean
85

consumer whore does something unexplainable to my brain

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