Kanye West - 808s & Heartbreak
75

absurdly runs out of steam towards the end but i cannot deny how depressingly amazing this album is at its height. definitely revolutionary and no denying that

Lemon Demon - Spirit Phone
99

jesus christ neil, i mean, this might be the most fine-tuned indie album i've ever heard. it sounds just so perfect and it absolutely earns every damn bit of praise it gets. mother of hell, dude. what an experience.

King Crimson - Islands
100

poetry. just pure poetry.

South Park - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
95

how would you like to suck my balls Allmusic

South Park - Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
85

cant bring myself to score it lower. it's unreal how fun it is.

King Crimson - Lizard
85

evil atom heart mother

Berliner Philharmoniker - Gustav Holst: The Planets
99

imagine watching this live and having to hold your applause for 50 fucking minutes

AJR - Living Room
10

third listen cause my friend begged me to do it (he's a filthy AJR fan but oh my god he is genuinely amazing)

i'm gonna preface by saying i think AJR's fanbase is infinitely more tolerable than the people that bash them mercilessly. granted they have not harmed my opinion of music and i'm happy with them doing what they want. i totally see the appeal. as a filthy tally hall fan, i gotta come to terms with the fact that hating on this band isn't going to make me cooler ... read more

A.J. & Big Justice - We Bring The BOOM! Crew Version
100

love how cousin angelo was reading his verse off his phone knowing there was no way in hell he could top the rizzler

Kanye West - Graduation
85

dude this is so much better than i remembered. it's very happy, very upbeat, puts me in a damn good mood. regardless of the major speedbump in the middle and a couple overplayed ones.

also please listen to the two bonus tracks both of them are among kanye's best they're so fucking good

Lemon Demon - I Am Become Christmas
90

greatest christmas album of all time (not like the competition is very fierce)

Breakbot - Baby I'm Yours
100

ladies and gentlemen this is the greatest song ever made

Family Guy - Down's Syndrome Girl
100

is it bad that this is a genuine contender for my favorite song

Family Guy - The Family Guy 25th Anniversary EP
85

YOU HAVE AIDS IS ON SPOTIFY IM SO HAPPY

King Crimson - In the Wake of Poseidon
90

solid follow-up, a bit derivative of the first but still a fun time nonetheless.

i shat and pissed myself from the devils triangle

Kanye West - Yeezus
65

unbelievably hit or miss

good stuff is amazing but the bad stuff is nearing watch the throne levels

JAY-Z & Kanye West - Watch the Throne
35

MY EXPECTATIONS WERE LOW BUT HOLY 𝓕𝓤𝓒𝓚

Tally Hall - Just a Friend
85

i first heard this song in the always sunny episode where dennis and dee go on welfare.

this is the best version of said song

King Crimson - In the Court of the Crimson King
100

98>100 cause who am i kidding

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