jazz has always been my favorite genre at heart. and this is just perfect.
The most miserable experience I've ever had with an album. It's like auditory conversion therapy. SCARING THE HOES, Fentanyl Tester, and the second half of Muddy Waters were the only blips of quality in what was otherwise one of the most headache inducing things I've ever forced myself to sit through.
I mean, it says something when even non-music nerds are talking about the "questionable" mixing. Songs like God Loves You and HOE felt like I was going deaf from a ... read more
contains the worst song rusty's ever made but other than that it's fine i guess
Everyone I Don't Like Is Literally Hitler - 7.0
Jump Off The Trampoline And Land On Your Neck - 6.5
The Fidget Spinner Song - 8.5
I Don't Want A Valentine - 0.5
Krampus Is Coming To Town - 1.0
The Cuss Word Song - 9.0
The Human Centipede - 5.5
The Black Friday Song - 7.5
The Noose Song - 5.5
Movin' Like Hillary - 9.5
White Girls Fuck Dogs - Help
Bug Pizza - 1.5
The Octopus Song - 5.5
Yeah it sucks. Last track is great though? Wtf
The Knife Game Song - 0
The New Knife Game Song - 1.0
The Knife Flip Song - 2.0
The Two Handed Knife Game Song - 1.0
Blindfolded Knife Game Song - 3.0
Knife Game Around the World - 2.0
Halloween Knife Game Song - 7.0
Christmas Knife Game Song - 9.0
Beautifully fucked up, this album truly goes places. Some is a bit forgettable but most of it is great. Sometimes funny, sometimes depressing, genuine enigma and by far the most underrated album I've heard in a while. I wanna punch my past self in the face for giving this a lower score.
Bellevue Boy - 7.5
The Devil's Bagel - 9.0
Modern World - 5.5
Spare a Dime - 8.5
The Lies of Love - 8.0
Shame - 8.0
All The Fish Will Be Floating - 7.5
Requiem of the Crazies - 10
Poor Narrator - 9.0
I Wish I Had A Wish - 8.0
Time of Dying - 8.5
The Day The Earth Turned Upside Down - 9.0
With Extreme Prejudice - 10
Parasomnia - 8.5
Gospel - 8.5
Super consistent album with one abject masterpiece slapped in there for good measure. Love this one.
what the everlasting fuck is Tastes Like Pain
the rest is good but holy fuck that brings the whole fucking EP down singlehandedly
pro'er bri'ish dishes numbah th'r'y five: pre'tzels on fohking fiyah
on my ranking of weezer albums based on my piss color this is the clear winner
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