The Caretaker - Everywhere at the End of Time: Stage 3
100

Kirby's absolute best work, what a masterpiece

The Caretaker - Everywhere at the End of Time: Stage 2
95

Most consistent of the 6, by no means the highest highs but the lows are at worst like an 8/10

Various Artists - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (Music from the Original FX Series)
85

Of course not, Dee. Think of the smell. You haven’t thought of the smell, YOU BITCH! Now you say another word and I swear to God I will dice you into a million little pieces.... And put those pieces in a box. A glass box... that I will display on my mantel.

The Caretaker - Everywhere at the End of Time: Stage 1
81

I still stand by that My heart will stop in joy is a really bad finale but the rest of the album is absolutely amazing

The Caretaker - An empty bliss beyond this World
98

Peak itself but holy shit what a sad album

Kendrick Lamar - Mr. Morale & The Big Steppers
90

Listening to all 5 of these in fairly rapid succession was such an experience man

Kendrick Lamar - DAMN.
90

Mixed first half but absolutely stellar second, can't really say much else other than that, listen to it yourself.

The Caretaker - Theoretically pure anterograde amnesia
75

Very solid overall. Not a memorable listening experience in general but that's probably what Kirby wanted.

JustDante - Planetary
80

last rating. lol.

The Beatles - Please Please Me
75

Bro Chains is a level of creepiness that makes even Kim by Eminem look tame

The Caretaker - We'll All Go Riding on a Rainbow
75

It's pretty solid, not really much else to say, least notable one of the trilogy.

iDubbbz - Asian Jake Paul
55

Ok look, it's bad.

But it's got a lot of funny value.

Plus, it fucking ended Ricegum's career, so we gotta give it that.

MCAP STEVE - Welcome to My Mine
50

this is DIAAAAMOND SWWWOOOORD TO MAJOR STEEEEEVVVEEEE YOU"RE GONNA FIND DIIAAAAAMMOOOOOOOOONDDSSSS

Kendrick Lamar - Section.80
80

kendrick's chronic inability to make a bad album should be studied

The Caretaker - A Stairway to the Stars
95

The middle chapter of the haunted ballroom trilogy and also by a long shot my favorite. The level of detail gone into each sample is awe inspiring and the amount of pure sadness in the last 2 tracks is something we'll just be seeing perfected more and more as time goes on. What a damn, damn good album.

¥$ - VULTURES 2
1

First time an album has genuinely defeated me.

I have beaten so much.

I've done Everywhere at the End of Time and most of Kirby's other projects.
I have bested AJR and 6ix9ie.
And yet Kanye finally can say he's the one that fucked with me and came out on top.

Might be my all time least favorite, other than Music and Demondice, those are still worse.

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