DaBaby - Baby On Baby
15

borderline unlistenable and the only notable thing is the funny ass album cover

Kendrick Lamar - To Pimp a Butterfly
85

"Found myself screamin in the hotel room..." (unleashes the souls of the innocent being tortured in the bottom of the blood lake of hell)

Rob Cantor - Not a Trampoline
70

Nearly forgot to rank this one oops

12: Ghost
11: In Memoriam
10: Perfect
9: Let Your Mother Know
8: Garden of Eden
7: La Telenovela
6: Old Bike
5: Flamingo
4: All I Need Is You
3: Lonely (But Not Alone)
2: The Rendezvous
1: I'm Gonna Win

Edu - Sketches 3d
55

I like how this is the highest rated tally hall related album on the site despite arguably being the weakest one. Brad hasn't reached this one quite yet.

8: Have a Nice Day
7: Daisy Fingers
6: Miss Melody
5: Nowhere Else
4: Lemons and Pears
3: Hummingbird
2: HEY YOU!
1: At the End

Joe Hawley - Joe Hawley Joe Hawley
80

Genuinely not bad. Like I totally get why people hate this but damn some of the stuff in here actually majorly clicked with me. Overhated imo, still one of the weaker tally hall related albums by default. We are in Space is revolution 9 levels of garbage tho

12: We are in Space
11: Joe Hawley Attacks!
10: Black People White People
9: Your Mother is a Basketball
8: Apologue of Hot Rod Duncan
7: Bring Her Along
6: Hoodz 'n the Woodz
5: Aristotle's Denial (Unreversed)
4: Go to Bed
3: ... read more

DigBar - BAROWEEN
80

5: Pubz on His Nutz
4: The Story of Great White
3: Big Dick Randy
2: BLOWWWWWW
1: Trick or Treat

unironic fucking heat

South Park - Chef Aid: The South Park Album
85

Simultaneous has no right to go as hard as it does

Ed Sheeran - ÷
15

You know it's bad when even I, a tally hall fan, thinks that your taste has to be absolute garbage to like this.

Yung Spinach Cumshot - The Banger Collection
97

Fuck you, this is one of the funniest and most enjoyable things I've ever listened to and I don't give a shit if you think otherwise. This kid has actual talent and manages to take a genre I'm not even that big a fan of (mostly for the fans gatekeeping the shit outta most of the albums) but DAMN. This goes hard, is clever, is absolutely hilarious, the whole shebang.

Docking it a few points just for the water from the toilet line in R34 tho

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