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Love Yourself 轉 'Tear'.

Before I start this review I want to thank everyone who's read any of these dumb BTS reviews. It honestly makes me really happy that these get just as much support as the regular reviews. I means a lot to me. Whoever read every single one of these BTS reviews deserves a medal, honestly. I know the constantly increasing amount of BTS reviews was annoying, so thanks for sticking with me through that nonsense. This was a rushed conclusion for sure, but hopefully a good ... read more

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Sorry for all the self-promo, but I just dropped a single that I'm quite proud of.
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Hey everyone, Real Weasel here. Resident 17 year old Plants vs. Zombies fanboy. Loves Quavo, Juice WRLD and BTS. Despises conservatives, AJR and BTS. Reviews every other day at around 10 PM EST.

I don't mind a little self-promotion, if you made something and want to leave it in my Shoutbox you can go right ahead. I don't take standard requests though, don't ask me to review... fucking NF, please.

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