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noisefirst
https://noisefirst.com/
We are noisefirst! As great music emerges in so many different forms, we aim to cover a diverse range of genres, eras and movements, both UK based and globally, in the form of: Reviews, DEFINITIVE Top 5s, Investigative Focus Pieces and Short Documentaries.
Luka_16
100-perfect 💜 90-99 excellent 💚💚💚💚💚 80-89 great💚💚💚 💚 70-79 good 💚💚💚 65-69 decent 💚💚 60-65 average 💚 55-59 average💛💛💛 50-54 mediocre💛💛 40-49 bad💛 30-39 pretty bad❤️❤️ 20-29 horrible ❤️ 10-19 awful☣️ 0-9 trash
AnthonyGuiguen
Lille (France)

elias32
Lost in the world / La Pampa - Argentina.
🧐 Elías./.إلياس 🙏 👉🤛
GreNewl
100 FOLLOWERS YAY TY :))) I only really listen to releatively new indie rock, pop and some metal occasionally if I'm feeling angry or want something a bit challenging to play on the drums. So I won't review or rate something unless I feel like I've got a good enough grip of what the artist was going for to not have an unhealthy bias to it, either good or bad. Foals simp and proud. 99s are given to perfect singles :)
huggett
I like music :)
Jallen2035
United States
Lover of all things music, putting forth my honest opinions for albums I love, hate, and everything in between. Let me know what you think about an album I review whether you agree or disagree. This is a place for debate, not hate, and feel free to give a follow if you like what I have to say. 100= Classic 90-99= Among the best of the year 80-89= Great 70-79= Pretty Good 60-69= Meh 50-59= Not worth your time 40-49= Among the worst of the year 30-0= They wanted this to be bad, didn't they?
DanP98_
22, Lover of music 100 - Flawless 90 - Amazing 80 - Great 70 - Good 60 - Decent 50 - Meh 40 - Poor 30 - Bad <30 - Just no
Athena
Gay, He/Him, BLM ----------------------------- number 1 king gizzard stan music listener
nathan ඞ
obsessing over matt champion (thanks for 75!!)
17 // mexico city // they/he // sucker for a good instrumental // MY TWITTER IS SUSPENDED ugh 95-100: uniquely spectacular 90-95: masterful 80-89: consistently good 70-79: awesome highlights 60-69: timekiller 50-59: wasted potential 40-49: inconsistent 30-39: mediocre 20-29: makes my day worse 10-19: borderline unlistenable 0-9: how did i make it through this album DICTIONARY DEFINITION: ----> ★☆ ★☆ <---- º③ ★☆ ºº② ★☆ ººº① ★☆ WORST TRACK————> ★☆
mediocre_feet
Mississauga, Canada
Female East Asian Canadian teenager. I follow back everyone :) - I listen to each album with an open mind and at least five times depending on how good it is. - *1 - must be burned 1 - unlistenable 2 - terrible 3 - solidly bad 4 - didn't like it/underwhelming 5 - ok 6 - good but boring/inconsistent 7 - solid & consistent 8 - I really like it & you should listen to it 9 - basically perfection but missing just a lil somth 10 - *chef's kiss* current average rating: 66 - just for fun don't be mad
Secret_alt
deep web
Let's play a game. Until 12/31/21, I will drop hints as to who's account this is, but there are some rules. 1. NO GUESSING WHO I AM UNTIL 12/31/21, FIRST PERSON TO ANSWER CORRECTLY ON 12/31/21 GETS A PRIZE 2. DO NOT USE ROB TO FIND OUT, THATS CHEATING 3. DO NOT ASK ANY QUESTIONS UNLESS I SAY SO OR I WILL BLOCK YOU
DDRS
'Sup. I like reviewing music and I use this scale: 8 (Immaculate) 8-/7+ (Fantastic) 7 (Great) 7-/6+ (Strong) 6 (Solid) 6-/5+ (Good) 5 (Light Good) 5+/4- (Mid) 4 (Light Bad) 4-/3+ (Bad) 3 (Weak) 3-/2+ (Tedious) 2 (Annoying) 2-/1+ (Very Obnoxious) 1 (Garbage)
GenericName
I give out too many 10/10s.
Finthelay
Medbay
Trying to write reviews 100: god tier - only the best 90-99: based - exceptional album 80-89: great - I like a lot 70-79: good - nice moments but usually inconsistent 60-69: ok- it’s not bad 50-59: indifferent - won’t return to the whole record 40-49: under par - I didn’t like it 30-39: bad - ok I really don’t like it 20-29: cringe - terrible album 10-19: horrendous - tf is this? 0-9: z tier - only the worst
Baylen's Honest Reviews
Canada
23 • 🇨🇦 • He I enjoy expressing my thoughts about music ngl 100 - Incredible 90 - Amazing 80 - Great 70 - Good 60 - Mixed 50 - Meh 40 - Nop 30 - Fat nop 20 to 0 - Garbage/Big oof Bandcamp: https://bandcamp.com/itsbaylen I sometimes try to do ''objective'' reviews, for a detailed explanation of each criterion I use ⟶ https://cutt.ly/ratings-criteria-aoty-bhr My review = my opinion
Choke959Reviews
Itamarandiba-Minas Gerais
Bem-vindo ao Chokecritic 💜💎♎ Espero que gostem dos reviews🙃 Albuns com 80 até 100 vão pra biblioteca de 79 a 70 recebe like,de 69 até 40 tem nada,e de 35até 0 vai pra lista piores álbuns que ja ouvi 100- Bíblia Suprema Sagrada 100% Perfection 💜💎🌟 99-90 Diamante💎 89-80 Ótimo👏 79-70 Ta na good💚 69-60 + ou -🤔 59-50 A Definição de "Meh" 😑 49-40 Mediocre 😝 39-30 Horrível🤒 29-20 Nagasaki😷 19-10 Hiroshima☣ 9-0 O próprio Chernobyl☢☢☢
Claire
The world's most tone-deaf music nerd. She/her or they/them. Neurodivergent. Obsessed with statistics but still managed to fail my maths GCSE the first time round.
mrmerle
France
Hi y'all. Just a 1998 little french awkward guy who likes music more than food, movies and sibling (kidding on that last one, love u sis'). Favorite bands : Radiohead & Blur. 90's music lover even if there is cool stuff nowadays. Edit 05/03/2021 Here are the adjectives for each rating (ratings can change) : 100 - Flawless 90 - Awesome 80 - Great 70 - Pretty Good 60 - Not Bad 50 - Decent 40 - Meh 30 - Not Good 20 - Bad 10 - Terrible (+5 : Would listen again)
Gavin__Hager
Insta: @gavin_hager
msedlacek
100 - Taste Altering 90 - Amazing 80 - Excellent 70 - Great 60 - Good 50 - Ok 40 - Eh 30 - Bad 20 - Terrible 10 - ?
ExiledOnMain
100: Perfection 95-99: Masterpiece 90-94: Incredible 85-89: Fantastic 80-84: Great 70-79: Good 60-69: Pretty good 50-59: Average/decent 40-49: Mediocre 30-39: Bad 20-29: Terrible 10-19: Horrible 0-9: Ear Bleed
thebuckleyside
he/him | just a teen who adores music, tv shows and buddie songs rating: 80% album cohesion / development rating: 20% 100: masterpiece 90: exceptional 80: very good 70: good 60: meh 50: not good 40: not that bad 30: bad 20: terrible 10: belongs in dumpster 0: ears are bleeding
apoteose
behind you
brazilian. he/him shit musical taste and some great excuses for it. don't blame me. listening to good music to forget depression. rating: 100 = made by god himself 90-99 = perfection 80-89 = great 70-79 = enjoyable 60-69 = yeah... 50-59 = bad 40-49 = poor music 30 or less = unlistenable icon art by @BlackSalander (twitter)
randomlightskindude
Chicago or your mom's house
*fart noise* lol retired hoodrat
biglasagnayeet
put way too much time into my Blonde review
My friend says that I've ruined music because I review it analytically (same guy said he’d give LYSF a 3). I use my library as a list of albums that I want to listen to in the future. I always re-rate stuff (I have mass re-rating days). My reviews are worse than Corey Feldman's "Angelic 2 The Core". **RATING SYSTEM** A+ = 95-100 A = 90-94 A- = 85-89 B+ = 80-84 B = 75-79 B- = 70-74 C+ = 65-69 C = 60-64 C- = 55-59 D+ = 50-54 D = 45-49 D- = 40-44 E = 30-39 F = 0-29
Windy <3
Thank you all for 100 followers!!!! <3
17 year old idiot (he/him) I'm mainly on here for recommendations, but I do rate/review sometimes... when I do, I probably rate too high 😳😳😳 100 = Nearly perfect or personal connection 90+ = Amazing 80+ = Great 70+ = Good 60+ = Alright / Pretty good 50+ = Mediocre 40+ = Not very good 30+ = Bad 20+ = Very Bad 10+ = Terrible 1+ = Offensively bad 0 = Absolutely unlistenable (or it's a joke lol)
pootan
Athens, Greece
Mostly stuff I like. Anything above 65 is good.
Filipamo
Asian music guy who doesn't write reviews
TheAxx
Music lover who reviews albums with her BF.
Musicnerdd
Somewhere over the rainbow
. Just rating what i listen to. I rate based on personal enjoyment so Don't get offended.i'm just being honest 90-100: masterpiece 80-89: great 70-79: good 60-69: not bad 50-59: meh 40-49: not good 30-39: bad 20-29: laughably bad 10-19: oh no what are they doing? 0-9: not music. All time favorite artists: radiohead, pink floyd, leonard cohen, eminem, linkin park, system of a down, metallica and the beatles
JeuxSchmo
New England
I have no idea what I'm talking about and my opinions change often. Library is my physical collection.
kagan
ATL/IST
I love my 2 followers (my alts)
ayojay11
inna spaceship
depressed so now I review music instagram :vampjay_ 100 perfect 90-99 Near perfect 80-89 Great 70-79 Good 60-69 Decent 50-59 Average 40-49 Below average 30-39 Not good 20-29 Really bad 10-19 Dont listen to 0-9 Ear bleeding (if I review a deluxe I'm only reviewing the added songs)
HamzaZEE
Rating System: 100: Perfect 90-99: Masterpiece 80-89: Great 70-79: Pretty Good 60-69: Good 50-59: Meh 40-49: Bad 30-39: Really Bad 20-29: Horrible 10-19: Shit 0-9: WTF
criticalyinsane
Long Island
Hey, I'm new here I love music and just wanna share my opinions and hear yours Drop some music recs for me, I like most variations of rock, jazz and hip-hop Steely Dan enthusiast
weyesblood
portugal
not weyes blood. yet. rating chart: 100 - *transcendental noises intensify* 95-97 - out of this world 90-94 - extraordinary 85-89 - fantastic 80-84- great! 75-79- really nice 70-74- good 65-59- OK 60-64- decent 55-59- unimpressive 50-54- mediocre 40-49- very mediocre 30-39- bad 20-29- really bad 10-19- TRASH 00-09- if you ever see me use this unironically honestly run
MONKEY_reviews
Jungle
Monkey likes to consume LP & EP and share with friend.
ellierowsellfan
Colchester, UK
I've never scored an album 100 and I don't know if I ever will. 100 = Life Changing 90 = Special 80 = Great 70 = Good 60 = Decent 50 = Meh 40 = Ehh 30 and below = Oh Dear AOTY 2020: PHOEBE BRIDGERS/Punisher 2019: FOALS/Everything Not Saved Will Be Lost Part 1 2018: ARCTIC MONKEYS/Tranquility Base Hotel and Casino 2017: WOLF ALICE/Visions of a Life 2016: FRANK OCEAN/Blond
Papachain
Music Is Good. My score spread reflects this.
Jax
Will toledos sock drawer
Hi all im just here to talk about my lousy taste in music. 18/ he/they. Any recommendations welcome I'll listen to just about anything.
LZ: Exploring Steely Dan
Orlando, FL
Basically I want to catch up on everything I missed. Feel free to send me recommendations of work that I’m “currently exploring” in the shout box!
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