Five Easy Hot Dogs

It's so mild, it's so boring, it's so standard and average... I hate when artists do this. They just play it so incredibly safe, with no boundary-pushing, just a bunch of mild passable music that you can't shit on because it sounds okay to the ears, but I would honestly rather have something terrible that tried something new rather than this.

It's just a collection of instrumentals that are so incredibly boring, I could make a more interesting instrumental tape using synths in Garage Band. It doesn't sound like it comes from a mainstream artist. Sounds like some Bedroom Pop made in some cheap program using free guitar plugins. There is no sauce to it, nothing. Not terrible, but that's the point. Rather be terrible and try something new than this. And I don't like Mac Demarco's music, but this was just unnecessary.

FAV TRACKS: Gualala
LEAST FAV TRACKS: Portland