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 - Stratosphere
65
Hi! I'm Oliver, and this is Deep Butts, a channel dedicated to music, fo'... lovaz of poopzic, and today I'm going to be doing 5 albums to get you into Slowcore;

No. 1: Duster - Stratassphere

THIS BONAFIDE MASTERPIECE! Absolutely incredible, one of my all time favorites. This 6/10 album will change your life forever, like it has mine, I'm a scientist now because of it. What makes Shitosphere so great is.... nothing, but that's where it's power lies. Stratosfartere by Dustarse is a must-listen ... read more

 - Tit! (An Opera)
92
Track ratings:

1.On the Monkeybars 9/10

2.Starving for Love 10/10

3.Obsessed With Girls 8.5/10

4.Oklahoma 10/10

5.Under the Water 9.5/10

6.The Girl With the Pelican Hair 8.5/10

7.Miss You So Much (I Can Die) 9.5/10

8.Growing Up in a Wheelchair 9/10

9.Volcano 9/10

10.Sad Fellow 8.5/10

11.Krystellina 9/10

12.When the Romans Died 9.5/10

13.Anatasia 9.5/10

14.Sex Gorrillas 9.5/10

15.Dolphin 8.5/10

16.Daytime 8.5/10

17.I Had a Dream of the Plague 10/10

18.Flowers from Katrinka 10/10

 - Discovery
49
A Return from an Eternity

I Experienced a Loneliness
Such as it couldn't be Bigger.
Completely Separated from the Rest of Humanity.

Time Stretched, Space Expanded,
A Distrust Towards all Worldly Things,
Even Towards Men, Occurred.

Cursed was I, to Stride through Ruthless Vastness
Affected by a Holy Severity

A Deep Solemnity Moved Me
An Excess of Beauty
I Spoke with the Stars
An Unimaginable Bliss

Darkness
Perverted Shadows Reach for Me,
I'll Never get Rid of these Feelings.

... ... read more

 - Lightbulb Sun
8
Lightboobs Suck is another masterpiece by Stivass Wilsuck, a masterpiece of pissing me off up my goddamn ass 17 times!
Do you know who Steven Wilson is?!
Steve is the type of person who loves homework, every day he would get back from school excited that he has more homework to do, to show to his teachers the next day.
Loves school, loves IQ tests, loves puzzles, loves sitting in class for 8 hours every day, loves trivia.
Loves every Christopher Nolan movie, gives them all 5 stars on ... read more
 - Vinyl Days
10
Now don't judge me immediately plz! At least let me explain my rating. To me this album just feels like a

Shoutbox

6h
found the rym goblin from brads chat lol
2d
Bro are you the guy that's always in Brad's chat?
3d
also you have some of the most unique perfect scores I've seen
6d
Listen to The powers that B or no balls

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110/100 = Endless Kontakte of Leonard Cohen's Burning Circle and then Deeper Purity

100 - 95 = decent

95 - 90 = masterpiece

90 - 85 = minor masterpiece

85 - 80 = great, but skeletal great

80 - 70 = pretty good, I will never listen to it again!

70 - 50 = I guess if it's your birthday you can play this

50 - 40 = GO work at McDonald's!

40 - 30 = Not qualified for Mekdonalc

30 - 20 = NOT IN MY HOUSE!

20 - 10 = My wife left me!

10 - 0 = I WILL SHOOT!

-10 /100 = Baboon

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80-89
 
387

70-79
 
179

60-69
 
96

50-59
 
43

40-49
 
25

30-39
 
17

20-29
 
20

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21

0-9
 
15

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