Danny Brown & JPEGMAFIA - SCARING THE HOES
95
Just pranked a bunch of farmers trying to cultivate soil and remove weeds from their garden by playing this and scaring their hoes.
Kendrick Lamar, Blxst & Amanda Reifer - Die Hard
90
Nice melodic chill song with a catchy hook, but can someone please tell me why the "YOU MAY ALSO LIKE" section includes Earth by Lil Dicky, It's Everyday Bro by Jake Paul, 1-800-273-8255 by Logic, and fucking Freaky Friday by Chris Brown & Lil Dicky.

EDIT: Now the "YOU MAY ALSO LIKE" section isn't as funny since it was only like that since the release had no tags, you can still see some of the mentioned songs if you click view all and scroll down but kinda ruined since ... read more

J. Cole - Apparently
85
This song's hook is very catchy and it touches on some pretty emotional themes then this mf just dropped 15 points off my score with that second verse. This mf fucking said "I'm hot, dog, catch up (ketchup) to me" 😭😭😭. J. Cole the type of mf to ruin a song from being near flawless by saying shit like "Give a virgin the urge to rape me" 💀💀💀
Sachiko M, Toshimaru Nakamura & Otomo Yoshihide - Good Morning Good Night
0
Editing my score from a 3 to a 0 because 2 days after listening to this I got an ear infection and had to go to the doctor and I am certain there has to be a correlation.

I went into this not knowing what to expect, saw a pretty cool album cover, 100s from both Baylen and Tristan, and 2 genre's I have never heard of. So I was quite curious, I went in knowing it was going to be weird/different but holy shit. After almost 2 of the most ear damaging hours of my life I finally finished this ... read more

Hi-Rez - 2+2=5
0
WHO LET HIM COOK?? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 BRO TRIED TO COOK WITH NO INGREDIENTS 😭💀💀😭💀😭😭😭😭💀😭💀😭😭 NEVER LET BRO IN THE KITCHEN AGAIN ❌❌🙅 🙅 😭😭😭😭😭
Danny Brown & JPEGMAFIA - Lean Beef Patty
90
Mfs saying "Danny on Lean Beef Patty is too quiet" 💀 Why don't YOU be QUIET bc your Dad LEAN-ed on the door to leave the house and u in BEEF since he left you to get a PATTY. 💀💀😭😭😭💀😭💀
Donald Trump & January 6th Prison Choir - Justice for All
0
This mf lost so hard against Biden, Obama and George Bush in Uno he decided to make this.
j-hope & J. Cole - on the street
65
"I got a friend smart as fuck, but he stupid as hell" - J. Cole

The song is alright. Nice little song but not very impressive nor risk taking in any was. Low risk low reward.

Omega - Gyöngyhajú lány
98
Best Kanye Samples Pt. 1:

Although I went into this attempting to find some less well known artists/songs I can't say I was expecting to find a song from a 1960s Hungarian progressive rock band but I am not upset. I have no idea what is being said in the song but nonetheless this song sounds amazing and ahead of it's time. I highly recommend this. So far this is my favorite song I have discovered from embarking on my listening to all Kanye samples journey. I will most likely be checking out ... read more

NF - Hope
30
NF (Nick Fuentes) comes back with a mediocre overly dramatic song to promote his new album. Only part of this song I can say I found somewhat interesting was the "30 years of _". After hearing it I immediately went to check if he said it 30 times, and very predictably I was correct. So due to that fact I think this is deserving of a 30.
Kidz Bop Kids - Kids Bop 2023
2
Only Kidz Bop would put a song from 1985 on a 2023 compilation.
Fei Yu-Ching - Yi Jian Mei
89
No fucking idea what he's saying but this song is a majestic BANGER.
xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao bitch
On4word - In Rainbow Roads
80
radiohead if radiohead was good
Jin  - The Astronaut
0
go away bots

edit: Most are gone W
edit 2: THEY ARE BACK

Sufjan Stevens - Illinois
93
this mf really had to title the tracks like this, ain't no one goin up to a friend and saying
"My favorite Sufjan Stevens song is The Black Hawk War, Or, How to Demolish an Entire Civilization and Still Feel Good About Yourself In the Morning, Or, We Apologize for the Inconvenience But You're Going to Have to Leave Now, Or, "I Have Fought the Big Knives and Will Continue to Fight Them Until They Are Off Our Lands!", although Riffs and Variations On a Single Note for Jelly Roll, ... read more
Jay-Z - Empire State of Mind
100
This song is literally a fucking classic. This was the second song I ever learned to sing, first song being Yellow Submarine, in kindergarten we learned this song to sing at the end of the year, obviously not the Jay-Z part but still gives this song a lot of nostalgia for me. I'm going to attempt to find the recording of me singing this, if I find it will edit this review with a link to the video.
J. Cole - Album of the Year (Freestyle)
80
If rym was better then aoty why does J. Cole have a song titled "Album of the Year (Freestyle)" and not a song called "Rate Your Music (Freestyle)"
Mount Eerie - A Crow Looked at Me
90
Does NOT bump in the whip.
JID - Surround Sound
100
This was my most played song of 2022, feels weird to think this came out over a year ago. but holy shit this song is a masterpiece.
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