the worst album art of the year in all honesty, it does not reflect the boom bap vibes of the album at ALL. it means i have to look at it all the time because i REALLY LIKE THIS UGGGGHHHHH
2. Barz Simpson - 5.0 & SOTY
3. Doc Ellis - 5.0
5. Does Mushrooms Once - 4.5
8. Buy Cocaine Not Art - 5.0
this genre is too new for anybody except for Carti to do it okay.
this album feels like i'm a 16 year old in 2023 and have a really bad haircut and wear bucket hats and don't know how to express my emotions to a therapist except through my nail color, and there's a baddie i met on TikTok but uh oh she goes to a different school you probably don't know her also my dad bought me a 2015 Honda Civic and i wanna sneak to the pawn shop and buy some subs without my parents permission omg they hate me ... read more
if you listen to the first song you know that it goes WHAAAAAA ZAA WHAAAAA
anyways, here's the rest of my review:
one hour and thirty-seven minutes
one hour and thirty-seven minutes
one hour and thirty-seven minutes
3. Ghostland - 4.0
6. Rose of Jericho - 4.0 but only really because the bass sounds cool
sputnikmusic made me do it
idk man maybe it's just the instrumental palette of some of these metalcore releases but some bands need to take notes and really spend $200 on 20 cheap $10 pedals to REALLY make something sound a bit different, like this isn't bad and there's some admirable tones happening but tell me how this is different like TELL ME how this is different.
metalcore is the deep house of metal.
the album art is VERY nice though.
what's happenin'?
i just got done listening to that Rolo Tomassi and it's like post-metal v post-metal and man this is the Kid Cuisine compared to the five star meal that other album is.
if you want something loud and nothing to think about then yeah the other guy on here is kinda right.
it's fine i guess.
1. Tupilak - 4.0
6. Betrayal - 4.0
holy god damn shit the fuck wow
1. Almost Always - 5.0 & SOTY
2. Cloaked - 5.0
4. Labyrinthe - 4.5
5. Closer - 5.0
7. Prescience - 5.0
10. The End of Eternity - 5.0
can't believe i added this album to the website only to give it a 78 which is like still good but gdi why do i exist
i wanna see this band live in a basement somewhere if there are any basements out there plz steal this band so i can go and see it in the basement please and THANK YOU
1. Beware of Me - 4.5
2. Backseat - 5.0
5. B-Movie - 5.0
i think an earlier me not jacked up on plenty of Bandcamp-core singer-songwriter albums and 50mg of zoloft would've enjoyed this album much more, but now i can only say that Nina has a good voice and is a bit wonky with the guitar?
it's fine?
i'm gonna listen to Laura Marling and enjoy it much more.
as a person who's black metal knowledge is very minute, this is good!
i think!
don't kill me! but kill me!
5. Venerate (The Undoing of All) - 4.5
whoosh whoosh bigoosh.
the drum solo near the end of track two is GREAT !!!
2. All Roads Lead To Los Angeles - 4.5
3. Blaming Mercury - 4.5
6. A Ring On Each Finger - 5.0
"the best breakbeat in the world? Ringo's not even the best breakbeat in The Beatles!"
out on the boardwalk near the beach and between the ice cream parlor and the barcade there's a little stage and there's a stage with a decent amount of people around it, lots of Breaking Benjamin shirts and girls that still have a Zune in their old bedroom at their parents house because they don't want their boyfriend of 4 months to know about it even though they've lived long enough together to not judge each other about that shit anymore.
the crowd is digging it, i stick around until the ... read more
this is existing while i drink cocktails and eating hipster pussy.
it's a shame that i'm mostly sober and i don't have a tongue.
2. The Hours - 4.5
8. Sink Into Me - 5.0
relentless
thank you Mass Worship, very cool.
4. Orcus Mouth - 4.0
8. Deliverance - 4.5
my music go vroom vroom and unless i'm on a roadtrip with friends i will NOT be vroom vrooming this whole album ttvm
8. Ready For Something - 4.0
hey mr grumpy gills
so HIV friend makes some decent production choices and what not but they really did Jamie xx a sad one because whY is the mixing so inconsistent, Confident Man sounds great but Run the Credits sounds like they did it at his college radio station (the intern KNOWS what they are dOING they juST GoTTA bUSS IT) like whO.
this was good but not bad but not great time to go read Catcher in the Rye
2. Romance With a Memory - 4.5
5. Unreliable Narrator - 4.5
6. Saccharine - 5.0
one time Sam and i were at a Godfather's Pizza and this Josh guy was on the other side of the table and i thought he was a really good timpani player and tried to talk to him a little bit but he was too busy talking to the other drumline people and i was like "damn this guy must think he makes good music".
thank goodness he does.
3. Vivienne - 5.0
6. Nosebleed Seats - 5.0 & SOTY
8. Night Vision - 4.5
11. Open Late - 5.0
19. Regroup & Start Anew - 5.0 & SOTY
jokes on you losers, i liked this before the reddit sex song came out !!!
if only i could fuck to this, i've never even SEEN a WOMAN???
these reddit people are silly billy's ho ho ho just put this thing on and get lost in butts n stuff
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