"But Here We Are"

Taylor Hawkins: :/

Takeaways:

1. YALL HAD WAYY TOO MUCH FUN WITH THIS

2. How we letting a song about Pez dispensers be the best track on the mixtape? This the only track that unironically slaps lol

3. WHYD U DO MY GIRL CARLY SO DIRTY??? WE ALL KNOW SHE GOT THAT MLB PITCHER IN HER >:(

All jokes aside, this project is very messy, but not in like an atrocious way lol. I mean its obviously intentional, so I guess I can say this is maybe like a Walmart Scaring the Hoes??? I dont think this mixtape was not about ... read more

I’M SORRY BUT Y’ALL GONNA HATE ME FOR THIS ONE 😭😭😭(Please note that this is a random stranger’s opinion on the internet so don’t flame me)

Oh my, oh my. Where do I start? Well, let’s state the facts: Converge's album "Jane Doe" was the fifth studio album released on September 4th, 2001. It is often hailed as a landmark release in the realm of hardcore and metalcore.

Look, I kind of get the appeal, but in my opinion, upon closer inspection, it ... read more

I can relate to this album because my doctor told me I have paranoid schizophrenia (insert uncanny smiling emoji)

This is the 2nd album by Black Sabbath, which is an absolute powerhouse and has solidified its place in the hall of fame of heavy metal history. Released in 1970, this iconic record has stood the test of time, captivating generations of fans with its dark, heavy sound and thought-provoking lyrics.

Right from the get-go, the album immediately grabs your attention with its ... read more

Come one come all! Join me into a journey of nostalgia and pleasure into an album that has had a special place in my heart, "In a Tidal Wave of Mystery".

This album is the electrifying debut album by the American indie pop duo, Capital Cities. I find it exploding with catchy hooks, infectious beats, and a fusion of diverse musical influences primarily from THE Daft Punk, this album takes me on a joyous and danceable ride from start to finish.

One of the standout features of this ... read more

OMG THIS IS THE BEST KAYTRAMINE ALBUM SO FAR 🔥🔥🔥

OMG THIS IS THE WORST KAYTRAMINE ALBUM SO FAR 🤢🤢🤢

I do have to say, this shit right here is a vibe. The sample chops on the production add a necessary element that is the core of this up tempo, clean, and funky beat that Amine kind of just coasts on. I can’t say I hate Amine’s performance on this, I just don’t love it either. His derivative flow and lyrics kind of bring down the quality of Kaytanada’s ... read more

It is not everyday humanity is graced with a timeless musical masterpiece on reflection that is even remotely close “Wish You Were Here”, but on September 12th, 1975, an iconic band by the name of Pink Floyd delivered us their best album that we know and love today

PART I: INTRODUCING WISH YOU WERE HERE
"Wish You Were Here" is the ninth studio album by the British prog rock band Pink Floyd. This is the band's greatest achievements in my opinion, and this LP delves deep ... read more

Every good musician on the album cover represents how many shits I give about this LP (none)

THE SHAQ & KOBE OF RAP ARE BACK AT IT AGAIN (Big Boi is Kobe for his mamba mentality and 3 stacks is Shaq cuz he is one chunky boi)

Stankonia is studio album numero quatro by THE Outkast, released on Halloween of 2000. Not only was this a commercial success, but myself and others agree that it is good as well. Let's break down the innovative production and diverse musical styles this album has to offer.

Here is my review of Stankonia:

Musical Style and Production:
Stankonia is a ... read more

Me when I miscalculated the time it takes for a body to decompose 😯

I am currently in a predicament where I have goofed up because I got inspired by American Psycho and am wanted by authorities. So to vibe to the police chase I am in, I am listening to “Failed At Math(s)”, by Pachiko, a lofi shoe gaze band that has received acclaim for their EP from 20+ years ago called “D<E<A<T<H<M<E<T<A<L”, and I have been informed that it isn’t ... read more

Don’t know why they named an album off of a Maroon 5 song but hey gotta respect the grind 🫡

Ah man, Billy Woods, Billy, Billy, Billy. Billy is a silly name. But I found that this album is even silier, but in a good sense. When I think of modern abstract hip hop, it’s albums like these that embrace that stereotype and run with it.

Now this isn’t the first time Billy has made a collab album with producer Kenny Segal, their original album is called “Hiding ... read more

Ed out here proving that being a ginger is a one way ticket to sabotaging your music career
EDIT: It actually wasn’t as atrocious as initially anticipated

Honestly I thought Ed Sheeran was just gonna copy and paste his previous work, but this album is a big change considering that this is basic Ed we are talking about here.

Well, what makes this album different you may ask? The answer is that in the approach. Ed strips back his production to create more of a singer-songwriter esk album ... read more

The authorities fear my version of "fun"

This is Sugar Daddy Johnny Misty's debut album, and it is called "Fear Fun", for the way authorities fear me when I have a box of matches and 15 gallons of gasoline.

Anyway, I like how "Fear Fun" is a unique and captivating mix of indie folk and psychedelic rock that showcases the Sugar Daddy Johnny Misty's raw talent and poetic lyricism. Throughout the album, Sugar Daddy Johnny Misty's lyrics are both introspective and ... read more

Tyler: The Rapper
Bill, The Creator
FULLMETAL IGOR
Flower KAIJU

Tyler's alter ego appears to make valid music. Tyler, you are fooling nobody here. We all know you want to thrive as an underground artist, and you being Tyler does not quite qualify as underground. So you made this "Kill Bill" alter ego to hide from the fame. If your are reading this Tyler, I just want to say that your rhyme schemes and flow are great and production is good. Charisma is not quite good as your mainstream ... read more

Janelle Monae for people who don’t know when to shut the fuck up (me)

What happens when you decide to have necessary elements of pop that are actually good, such as vocals and production? Well you get the disco/funk/pop album the feels good (see what I did there HAAAAAAAAA). Catchy melodies plague this album throughout, infesting with choruses with significant replay value. This isn’t displayed more than THE standout track, “Begin Again”, which is my favorite pop song ... read more

Standing the test of time, Q-Tip and the crew display that they are still in the elite group of hip-hop as they ride off into the sunset, with an album that I believe to be their best work since The Low End Theory, crafting and perfecting an album simply known as "We Got It from Here... Thank You 4 Your Service".

This album marked the group's final release and serves as a tribute to Phife Dawg, one of the founding members who passed away before the album's completion. It's sound is a ... read more

DONUT = do nut????

For those who are unaware, Donuts was released in 2006, just three days before J Dilla's untimely death at the age of 32. Thjs album has become a cult classic in the hip-hop community and is one of the best instrumental hip-hop albums of all time. But why?

The album consists of 31 tracks, each of which is a short, sample-based instrumental that seamlessly blends together to create a cohesive and immersive listening experience. From the opening track, "Donuts ... read more

Their first good album, and most certainly not their last...

"Step in the Arena" is a hip-hop album released by the duo Gang Starr in 1991. The album showcases the duo's unique blend of jazz-infused beats and socially conscious lyrics.

Lyrically, "Step in the Arena" explores themes such as street life, social justice, and the struggles of the urban poor. Guru's verses are thoughtful and introspective, addressing issues such as police brutality and the cycle of poverty with ... read more

Story Time!

Picture this: January 20th, 2018. It's a Saturday evening and my family and I have nothing better to do. We always watch a movie in times like these, this occasion was no different. I was/am usually the one who picks out the movies, but I had relatively bad taste back then but we watched my picks nonetheless. On this particular day my dad was all fed up with my bad choices and decides to play a movie of his choice. He picked "The Godfather", and was telling me how good it ... read more