Curse of the Crystal Coconut

"Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks." - Alestorm on "Shit Boat (No Fans)" - 2020

Yeah, it's an Alestorm album alright. A bunch of dumb, fun Pirate metal bangers. Alestorm are a one-trick pony but their one trick is very fun and entertaining. It's not complicated or deep. I mean it is an Alestorm album we are talking with. Outside of songs like "Tortuga" and "Henry Martin", I really enjoyed this album. I even appreciate the parts were Alestorm try something different, even "Tortuga" even though I don't care for the song. Also, the shortest song on the album, "Shit Boat (No Fans)" did not disappoint. It's just Alestorm being Alestorm.