take5transfat

take5 / transfat
(take5transfat)

long beach ca usa

Best of 2021

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take5transfat -
90
now i understand why this dude chose to cocktease us with this hook for 9 months straight, thru tiktok car vids and super bowl ads. there has been songs in american popular music as gay at this, but never as explicitly sexually depraved and degenerate as this, and i say that with as high praise as i possibly can. i wrote in my review of cardi and megan's instantly canonized "wap" that "i feel like the entire history of black american popular music, which is to say american ... read more

Recent Reviews

take5transfat -
40
this is what u get for letting hyperpop get this far to influence this much stupidity. enjoy the next 5 years of pop music.
take5transfat -
60
is there a second verse im missing or
take5transfat -
80
dababy's best verse yet, one of the legit best rap verses ive heard this decade so far. this other dude just sounds rlly dumb tho lol
take5transfat -
60
drake must have saw that meme from tumblr in 2013 where someone edited him to be like 3 feet tall and said "what if i made a song as that guy"
take5transfat -
80
nik roos has returned after the breakup of noisia for a new solo ep, and the experimental bass dance sounds u come to expect are here, but more spacey and claustrophobic then ever. there is some of the full-loaded neurofunk of old, but it now quickly dissolves into spacey and claustrophobic wonky within its 24 min runtime. maybe its the loneliness of doing it solo for the first time, or having to make dance music in a time without any (officially licensed) public dancing, but its a fascinating ... read more

Shoutbox

Mar 10, 2021
it is my solemn duty to tax the 1% reviewers by taking 90% of their likes and redistributing them to the hard-working reviewers that keep this site going!!
-bernie (bernie's favorite album is WUNNA)
Feb 13, 2021
Thanks for following!!!!
Feb 10, 2021
closed comments? :(
Jan 28, 2021
please turn on comments
Jan 16, 2021
silicon valley!
Dec 15, 2020
california gang

About

femboy trans girl
techno dj and musician, rapper and singer eventually
pre-leftist (socialist waiting for a real american left)
any pronouns

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Rating Distribution

90-99
 
67

80-89
 
46

70-79
 
26

60-69
 
11

50-59
 
1

40-49
 

30-39
 

20-29
 
1

10-19
 

0-9
 
2

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