84

i couldn't finish the caretaker albums without wanting to kill myself so here is a funny album cover.

holy shit it's actually good. really the title track carries but the other 2 tracks are fun as well. it is definitely a weird EP. i realy am excited to hear more from him. title track might be insane. imo it gotta be top 10 glitch song's ever. it just gives a vibe of fun. almost like something lil b or spaceghost would rap on lol. the other 2 tracks are alright just a tiny bit ... read more

The Caretaker - Everywhere at the End of Time: Stage 1
94

i am going to try to get through all of these albums in 1 day without killing myself, wish me luck.

genuinely devastating and we haven't even made it to the realisation that they have demential. this album feels like how it feels to be empty. i feel empty after this. (i'm gonna do one big review after i've listened to them all)

Big Baller B - genre : bradboy
0

pick a disability, making bad music or being a complete fucking dick

Pink Floyd - Animals
95

pink floyd is no stranger to experimenting with music, and in my opinion this is their best showcase of it.

this album is just an amazing experimental rock showcase throughout 44 minutes. dogs is most definitely the best song on the album, it may be 17 minutes but it is 17 minutes of pure beauty. this album is one of those albums where you can't say much about it, it is so surreal that i almost feel lost for words.

Tyler, The Creator - Wolf
85

rusty top 10 tyler songs

i really like this album, you can see that this album is the start of tyler changing to the sound we know today while still keeping that old offensive rapping. i think this album is a perfect style for tyler that he should've embraced more throughout this career. we still get that old rapping while also still getting some of that newer production and hippy vibes. rusty is really good, like really really good. my fav song by him prob if not top 5.
fav-rusty
least ... read more

Weezer - Raditude
35

weezer... you made say it ain't so

weezer goes down a path of "teenage disney channel rock, fuck you mom" and it really doesn't work on them. this album is a huge snooze fest. like i mean they could atleast try to switch the songs up a bit. they all sound exactly the same. the wayne feature was lowkey kinda cool so i respect that, but it couldn't save that bummy fucking song. love is the answer is an insanely fucking trash song, most definitely the worse they have ever ... read more

Kanye West - The College Dropout
100

yep this is the 100 album i have been talking about in my reviews

obviously i'm gonna have more 100's in my catalogue but this is my most special one, the best album of all time. this album is just peak after peak, there is NO and i mean NO skips. the production is perfect, lyrics perfect, flow perfect, originality PERFECT. in fact it inspired modern day music. this album is so good i'm going to break it down song by song so get ready for my longest review EVER.

we dont care- ... read more

Kanye West - DONDA 2 [Reissue]
45

that voice of morgan freeman line???

kanye... what are we doing here, you can not follow donda up with this shit; it's sad. the few good songs on this album got removed cuz future clearly don't like kanye no more or sum like that idk. this is so clearly the worst kanye album, it's really mid. the songs are mid, but the worst thing about this album is how boring it is. it is 58 min but feels like hours of songs. it is honestly really boring and not original. city of gods i pretty ... read more

Tyler, The Creator - Goblin
68

ok fuck this get golden and window into the green

overall this album genuinely wasn't as bad as i was expecting it to be, from what i saw this is a horrible album and one of the worst but it genuinely isn't really bad. tyler delivers really good flows on this album with... questionable lyrics, but i mean when Eminem does it it's normal? double standards hit hard. production gives an eery vibe and i really like it. i really just can't lie i don't get the hate. sure ... read more

Billy Joel - The Stranger
99

ABSOLUTE PEAK FUCKING MUSIC

one of the best albums of all time, the only reason this album isn't 100 because there is only 1 album i think is an hundred, but besides that this album is perfect in so many ways, the vocals, the instrument, the art, the lyrics, it is all just beautiful. i love this album more than 99% of music itself. i LOVE this album.

Eminem - Stan
100

one of the best story telling song of all time, it is perfect in so many ways. i was so obsessed with this song last year and still am. it is just perfect in so many ways i love it. too bad he went on to make tdoss, revival, music to be murdered and fucking kamikaze... but anyways old eminem will forever have my heart.

大貫妙子 [Taeko Ōnuki] - Mignonne
97

this album is so fucking peak

i love city pop with a burning passion, it is just such a fun genre and there is nothing to hate about it. japanese culture is genuinely my fav thing oat, saying that japan itself is just the best. i have been wanting to review this album for a while. taeko ōnuki is one of my fav artist oat, her voice is just heavenly it makes you want to float. this album is just straight up peak... do i say anything else here?
fav- 4 AM
least fav- none

Flume - We Live In A Society
59

wow not what i was expecting

seeing the reviews i was expecting something pretty bad but nah, its just mid. look its really fun and i like it but i feel like it is such a filler ep. after i lay my life down for you i was expecting something amazing. also judging my jpeg and flumes collabs in the past. track 1 is a nice instrumental but i feel like that nearly 4 minute intro was really wasn't necessary, i get that it isn't really anything bad but i just feel like it wouldve been ... read more

smokedope2016 - XTC
91

i fucking love smokedope so much

Eminem - Kamikaze
37

i had to musically detox after listening to this

eminem i have always found insanely overrated (not bad just overrated) but this is just a dumpster fire of an album... but genuinely not as bad as i was expecting. look imma be honest like 20 points get removed for nice guy which might just be the worst damn song of all time, who thought this was a good idea to make. eminem really takes the "look im a white rapper but be careful i rap fast, listen to my cool lyrics that are rarely good (in ... read more

Skin Theory - Briar
75

treylikesband cooked ngl

wow this was alot better than expected, i saw one of his reviews. i think it was on mac millers album balloonerism and tbh i didn't agree with it but it was interesting to see others peoples opinions on hip hop and rnb type stuff so i checked his profile to see more of his reviews and saw the pinned review. i decided to check it out and i did not expect it to be this damn good. i was going in expecting classic alt rock/punk but no this was amazing. i really liked ... read more

Hodgy - Fireplace: TheNotTheOtherSide
87

HODGY DADDIES🔥🗣️

on a fr note this is actually really good. when i saw the user score and critic score i was expecting to go in to some classic Hodgy, few good bars and some nice beats but nah. i go into what sounds like drake, j cole, and frank ocean would produce in a threesome. i dont know if there is some inspiration in j cole somewhere but he sounds like him and raps like him so thats lowkey crazy. i can hear drake insanely in dreaminofthinkin, which is sad because imo opinion ... read more

Daniel Caesar - Moon
94

this is genuinely so peak, i cant wait for the album to come out. call on me was really good and i enjoyed it but this is just beautiful, dare i say top 10 daniel caeser. i smell a top 50 album oat on the way and its exciting to see.

¥$ - VULTURES 2
55

dare i say one of the most overhated albums of 24...

really its not that bad, i enjoyed it. v1 is def better but this album still is pretty good. the ai really sells it tbh, it has really high highs and really low lows and its sad too see because this album would have crazy potential if kanye still had love for his music like he used too. river is one of my fav songs atm it is just really good and possibly in top 50 kanye. husband is horrible, nothing really too it. sky city and 530 are good ... read more

Odd Future - The OF Tape Vol. 2
82

earl and mike g had the best verses on oldie btw

where do i start with oldie, OF's first and last official album. after radicals (review dropping soon) and the OF tape vol 1, this is what they dropped... an actual really good album, tyler is fresh out of goblin and working on wolf while this, you can clearly see by his rapping and references to wolf triliology (sam is dead) and earl sweatshirt working on his album doris his debut album. with frank also fresh out of channel orange. and ... read more

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