tiredtinyturtle

tiredtinyturtle

Hell (New Jersey, United States of America)

Best of 2022

Recent Ratings

Lorde - Royals
Lorde
Royals
75
Aug 7

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 - Never Gonna Give You Up
100
This is one of my favourite songs in existence, if not my favourite song ever. It's production is years ahead of it's time, the mixture of psychedelic sounds and the echo of the vocals sounds trippy and poppy at the same time. Rick Astley's voice sounds amazing, including the background singers. The bridge with the slight dance music influence is just the icing on the cake, and the end where it all fades feels like the somber end to a party is perfection. The lyrics are so simplistic, yet is ... read more

Recent Reviews

 - flowers
100
I was extremely surprised when I heard this EP, since the "they/them" song appeared as a single for me and I didn't know it was part of a record. So I listened to it, and this is probably the best lofi rap I've ever heard. The mixture of sweet lyrics, chill beats, and clean production makes this a flawless collection of underappreciated music. The songwriting isn't extremely deep, but it describes most of what us LGBTQ+ people think a lot about Confederate supporters lol. I'm happy ... read more
 - Funstyle
20
I watched the entire Trainwreckords series and heard snippets of all the songs here. Out of pure speechlessenss to how bad it sounded, I decided to review it myself and... well it's not good obviously. "Bollywood" was one of the worst songs I've ever heard, and I was thinking about giving this a 0 until I got to the rest of the album. Though the lyrics and sound of the album are absolutely unacceptable, her voice is still great. So, this goes up to like a 20. Liz is lucky she used to ... read more
 - Demon Daze
79
I don't really have much to say on emo trio Sports.'s sophomore album "Demon Daze". The songs sound extremely similar compared to each other, though they are well-produced. The vocals also save the LP from being mediocre.
 - SugarCrash!
35
I don't understand the visceral hate for this song, but they are right about it not being good. It's way too short, and Elliot's voice sounds like it's underwater. The production is okay though, so it's not an absolute failure. The remix though...
 - Bratz Doll
95
I miss this music from them. It sounds so much better than their newer shit. Classic hyperpop banger, in my opinion.

Shoutbox

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Thanks for following, I appreciate it
2w
I have 200 reviews now, that's pretty cool
1mo
I'm going to get jumped by the Soccer Mommy fans oh no-
2mo
rate your music
2mo
also wtf is rym
2mo
how did i ruin it
2mo
rym lol sad tbh
u ruined the pfp lmfao
2mo
nO STOP CHANGING IT

About

I'm Alexandria (or any variation of such). I'm a trans girl (she/her) and I like complaining about music.
Discord: Dead_Dog#6958

100: Masterpiece
99: Amazing, but won't listen to again
90s-70s: Great
60s-40s: Average/Bad
30s-10s: Irritating/Terrible
Lower than 10: Unlistenable

Rating Distribution

90-99
 
17

80-89
 
22

70-79
 
14

60-69
 
14

50-59
 
12

40-49
 
7

30-39
 
10

20-29
 
9

10-19
 
9

0-9
 
20

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