There's something so extraordinary depressing about this song. Just listing the most boring, tepid, nothing brands and saying "these are what matters in your life. These are the ingredients to be happy. Eat fast food, drink cheep beer, and drive expensive cars. That is the only way to be happy." There are 11 brand name drops in this fucking song and that's not even counting the chorus that repeats them again and again.
This is the most dystopian song ever created.