1001 Albums to DIE before you listen to.

Shitty old music. (Old being anything before 2000, because I am a Zoomer.)

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Kiss - Psycho Circus
Rock and Roll Fact: Kiss Sucks
Kiss - Carnival of Souls: The Final Sessions
Were you too lazy to put on your Juggalo makeup here? Hugh Gene?
Kiss - Revenge
Kiss acting out their Revenge on anyone who likes music.
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2mo
This is one of the most offensive lists I've ever seen in my life.
4mo
@Toasterqueen12 shit, go for it. Sounds like it'll be a fun read.
4mo
@dividersbenders I made this list like 4 years ago by just looking at the critic's least favorite albums for each year. I didn't know as much about shitty music back then so if I update it now I can probably add some real fuckin garbage
4mo
Some weird choices here but these seem like pretty spot on choices generally.
1y
liking for the title alone
2y
Always on My Mind by Willie Nelson slaps. It is really good
2y
Da Game Is to Be Sold, Not to Be Told isn't as bad as some people say. I actually enjoy the first 7 or so tracks a considerable bit. After that, unfortunately, it trails off into music that is boring to a hypnotic level.
3y
Duran Duran (The Wedding Album) is actually pretty decent if ya listened to it. Has some great songs and also some trite on it
4y
Needs more Prince, to be frank.
4y
Lol my uncle is literally the biggest KISS fan
4y
@thomasny18 as my body enters the grave Y'ALL BETTER put a speaker down there with me so I can listen to Afternoon Delight ONE LAST TIME
4y
While the people******
4y
"To die before you listen to"

Only cos I want that fire saved for my funeral. Start blasting some Big Willie Style while my the people that know me are mourning over my casket.
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