Ranking Classic Rock from Least Boomer to Most Boomer

But what is BOOMER? IDK, this whole thing came from a conversation I had on discord I guess i'll use the formula of

Outlook on life/music + Type of music + Core audience = Boomer Score.

Ranked from least boomer to most, I'll talk about an entry if I feel like I need too

David Bowie - "Heroes"
1.
David Bowie is not only too cool and wise to be a boomer, but he also has made other boomers to stop being as boomery.
Pink Floyd - Animals
10.
71
Now we're getting into slight boomer territory but the anti-capitalist attitudes of Pink Floyd don't make this tah boomer
Simon & Garfunkel - Sounds of Silence
14.
Garfunkel kinda boomer but the Paul Simon balances it out.
Fleetwood Mac - Rumours
21.
100
Musically Fleetwood Mac isn't that boomer, but they do hate the wife and that pushes them down.
Led Zeppelin - Led Zeppelin IV
27.
73
Not the most boomer in the world but they also stole music from black people sooooo....
The Beatles - Abbey Road
34.
98
They Beat the wif. They are the boomers
The Beach Boys - Pet Sounds
38.
100
Wasn't that boomer in the beginning but once Brian Wilson left Whoo Boy!
U2 - The Joshua Tree
47.
"I think U2 is the most boomer shit ever" -Vancromo
Elton John - Honky Château
48.
84
We're entering heavy boomer territory now.
Queen - Sheer Heart Attack
49.
87
At first I thought they weren't that boomer, then I realized the only reason they had a public resurgence was a movie they made to make themselves look good.
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10mo
I do not accept the Master of Puppets slander. Everything else is comedically accurate though.
1y
Wtf Led Zepplin stole from black music?!
2y
Springsteen ain’t that boomer cmon
2y
crazy how old time rock and roll managed to have the boomer mindset all the way back in 1978. a true innovator
2y
I feel like Bon Jovi should be 1st
2y
@max2k Bruce Springsteen makes music for grandmas and Mob Bosses
2y
Bruce Springsteen's placement is disgusting. The man's a leftist icon who should be reclaimed by woke zoomers asap
2y
"I think U2 is the most boomer shit ever" i want to clarify that this statement does not apply to achtung baby
3y
Where would Boston fit in?
3y
Great list
But is talk talk classic rock?
3y
Oh no, I gave Master of Puppets a 10, I might be a boomer
3y
this is your best list, hands down
3y
HEY NOW!

Well it's a love thing!
3y
@vincentbiz I appreciate the comment comrade, keep up the good fight!
3y
I think Bruce is the true Boomer Prime, but aside from that, this is an important list and I appreciate your hard work.
3y
@vanchwUwU Kid Rock ain't classic rock but he might be number 2 if he was
3y
KID. ROCK.
3y
Thank you, I now know which albums to refer to in casual boomer conversation and which ones to refer to in “dude, no you don’t get it, music is trash nowadays, here’s this underground band, you’ve never heard of them, Pink Floyd, yeah knew you wouldn’t” conversation
3y
@Mimikyu as an aestetic and audience its pretty boomer but they did help bring metal to the mainstream so they have some points for that
3y
Where does I. Ron Maiden fall in the Boomer continuum?
3y
Best List Idea Ever
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